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Remember the episode on Friends where Ross gets the monkey named Marcel .... now let's pretend that Ross just gave Marcel to you for keeps, what are you going to do with Marcel?

While I like monkeys, I'm not sure I'd want a pet monkey, especially one that small. I'd have to do some research on housebreaking them for sure. Realistically, I'd probably find a more appropriate home for Marcel, actually.

Which is better: shakes or malts?

Malts. I never get shakes, ever.

Okay, so you obviously didn't you get the memo that informed you that we've moved Trick or Treat to tonight instead of on Halloween. You have no candy in the house and all the kids are ringing your doorbell, what will you hand out for treats?

I've got lots of pasta, but I'm thinking perhaps I'll shred some paper and put handfuls in baggies for kids to play with at home. I have plenty of stuff to shred. ;-)