?otd

Who is your all time favorite character on Saturday Night Live?

Depends on my mood. I like the "buh-BYE" guy David Spade did. The Church Lady was amusing. The "Wild and Crazy Guys" made me laugh, and the Blues Brothers. My all-time favorite is Tina Fey--virtually anything she does.

How much is too much?

When it's made you sick to your stomach.

If you were Maxwell Smart, what would you use as a telephone?

My wedding ring.

You are the newly elected mayor of your city. Congratulations! First up on the agenda is to rename your city. What is the new name?

Oh, I totally don't care about this sort of thing. Anything but Centreville.

When you were a kid, what job did you most want to have when you grew up?

Grocery checker. Teacher (briefly). Librarian.