Chooseday

Would you rather:

1. have five years of pretty severe bad luck knowing you'd have relatively good luck for the rest of your life OR have your bad luck spread throughout your life?
   
   I'd rather do the roller-coaster thing than chance the 5-year trough.
   
   
2. mix everything you drink with sour cream OR squirt lemon juice on everything you ate?
   
   I'd definitely do the lemon juice. I can live with that.
   
   
3. cluck like a chicken whenever a phone rang OR lick your lips whenever somebody mentioned food?
   
   I probably already do the latter, so let's stick with that.
   
   
4. only be able to hold your head straight up, as if looking at the sky OR only be able to look down towards your feet?
   
   Down. If I were outside the other way today, I'd drown.