Saturday 6

Episode 123

1. Would you prefer being a small fish in a large pond or a large fish in a small pond?

Large fish, small pond. Today, at least. That answer could change at the drop of a hat.

This concept always reminds me of Mike Pickering....

2. If you could change one thing about the climate where you live right now, what would it be and why?

Much less humidity in the summer, and many more sunny days in the winter.

3. Do you consider yourself more or less normal than those around you?

I fake normal well, but I am NOT normal in so many ways.

4. Take the quiz: Are you right or left brained?.

I did this earlier today. I'm mostly left-brained...no surprise since I'm terminally right-handed. It's kind of a surprise that I'm as right-brained as I am according to this quiz.

5. Consider the last meal you ate: was the primary course beef, chicken, fish or vegetables? How often is this your primary course?

I was at a company picnic followed by a baseball game tonight and had a very sad hot dog with a big dollop of surprisingly good potato salad, followed by an ice cream bar, popcorn and an elephant ear. Oh, and we stopped for a malt on the way home. This is so NOT my normal eating pattern! I rarely eat hot dogs, I rarely eat ice cream bars, and eating all of this in about four hours is way out of my normal eating pattern. I'll be paying for it all day tomorrow....

6. Should men who belong to a religion which permits it be allowed to have more than one wife? In other words, should polygamy be legal on religious grounds?

Only if we also bring back female circumcision and plates in the lower lip, dunking witches in ponds until they drown, and reintroduce chastity belts. Oh, can we all become cannibals, too, since that's such a healthy diet for the future of the race, especially in the age of HIV.

In other words, fuck no! I couldn't possibly be more against any of this.