Are You More...?

Are you more...

01) A fan of Michael Keaton in Batman or a fan of Michael Keaton in Johnny Dangerously?

I actually liked him more in "Beetlejuice" and "Much Ado About Nothing" than either of these choices.

02) Gol-durn tootin' fer sure not to swear even when you could or god-damned well going to swear when appropriate, for fuck's sake?

Oh, shit, today is definitely goddamn swear my fuckin' ass off!

03) The bug or the windshield?

Again, today, definitely feeling the bug's pain.

04) Likely to shed a tear at a sad movie or likely to shed a tear at a sad song?

Yes. Cry. Frequently and whenever. Though I controlled myself today.

05) Boris Badinov or Rocky the Flying Squirrel?

Rocky totally rocks.

06) A blistering hot, cloudless day or a rainy, overcast, coolish day?

Hot. Fucking hot, especially if the humidity is low. As long as I have water.

07) Likely to go out for haute cuisine or likely to go out for diner food?

Diner food.

08) Always ready to expand your paradigm at a moment's notice or cozily mired in the way things are and you want them to STAY that way?

Today, I'd really like to mire, which is extraordinarily unusual. I normally embrace change.

09) Likely to eat a salad that you aren't sure what's all in it or likely to eat a grilled tofu substitute for a meat you like?

Salad. I can pick out the yucky stuff.

10) Saucy or bland?

Totally saucy.