-Ology

from Lisa

Grub-ology:
What is your salad dressing of choice? Marie's blue cheese
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Culver's
What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Six Balls. Or, Olive Garden.
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 15-20% depending on the service.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Bagels, or really, any other bread product.
Name three foods you detest above all others. Rhubarb, Brussels sprouts, liver.
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Shrimp fried rice. Or egg drop soup. Or crab Rangoon....
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Canadian bacon, sausage, onions
What do you like to put on your toast? Butter/margarine, but I don't eat much toast.
What is your favorite type of gum? some kind of sugar-free mint...I'm not that fussy...

Tech-ology:
Number of contacts in your cell phone? 36
Number of contacts in your e-mail address book? 44 at home; 99 at home; 65 in my main Gmail account....lots of overlap...
What is your wallpaper on your computer? A picture I took this weekend, which I can't upload because Blogger is being silly tonight.
What is your screensaver on your computer? Marquee of my new life theme...
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? Not quite naked. ;-) But totally legal.
How many land line phones do you have in your house? One phone line, five phones.
How many televisions are in your house? 2
What kitchen appliance do you use the least? Of late, that would be the waffle iron. Overall, I'd say the blender doesn't get much attention, though.
What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? I listen to NPR, the only local station we've got, and a totally post-boomer music station...when I listen to the radio, which isn't often.
How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? Just one.

Bi-ology:
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? I think it's my legs. Others differ in that assessment, however.
Are you right handed or left handed? Right.
Do you like your smile? In the main, yes.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? That's weirdly-worded. But, yes.
Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? I read everywhere. Yes.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Unconscious sense of smell.
When was the last time you had a cavity? I think I have one now. Before now, probably a couple of years. But I've had to have a couple of old fillings replaced. It sucks. I wouldn't recommend it.
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? Books, in some form or another. I can carry a three- to four-foot stack in my left arm.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? "Knocked"? No.

Misc-ology:
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? I would if it were within a month or a couple of weeks of today.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? For awhile, I wanted to be a Tina. Now, I'm pretty content with what I've got. Could be much worse!
How do you express your artistic side? What artistic side? OK, we can say scrapbooking and blogging.
What color do you look best in? Green. A.k.a., anything but red or Tour de France yellow.
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? About 10 minutes. Counting the processing time.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? Was I ever a small child? Yes.
If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? Eeeuwww.
How often do you go to church? At least twice a month, normally.
Have you ever saved someone’s life? Not exactly. Lots of visits to emergency rooms, though.
Has someone ever saved yours? Love those ER people....

Dare-ology:
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? Nope.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Sure.
Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? No.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? Hell no.
Would you never blog again for $50,000? Too low. I do have a price on this one, though.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? As if.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Sure, if I could take some time and eat something with it.
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? Never.
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? Grandma was bald, I have a (girl)friend who is bald...hair grows back. Sure.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Yes.