Are You More...?

Are you more...

01) Banjo for the fun, danceable sound or violin for the soulful, spirit-lifting sound?
Depends on what my purpose is. I actually prefer the viola or cello to the violin, but I like me a good fiddle, too. Not an enormous banjo fanatic, but I don't hate them either. I always think of the theme from "Deliverance" when I hear a banjo, though...
02) Bus/subway for cheapness and ecological responsibility or cab for door to door convenience?
Around home, we don't have local bus service that's worth much. I like riding buses/trains/subways, though, as a rule. Don't mind cabs in the city for a short visit, though. I feel so grown up when I hail one. :-)
03) Paper grocery bags for the capacity and biodegradableness or plastic grocery bags for the convenience and reusability?
I usually don't get the option of choosing, but I prefer paper. Plastic grocery bags seem to multiply like rabbits somehow.
04) Liking fruit that you peel (bananas, oranges, etc.) or fruit that you don't peel (apples, pears, etc.)?
No-peel; immediate gratification.
05) Expensive 3-ply kleenex or discount 2-ply kleenex?
I use brand name tissue because it doesn't hurt my nose when I have a cold, and because the cheap stuff scratches my glasses when I use it to clean them.
06) Super soft toilet paper to be cushy on your widdle bum or rough, no-nonsense toilet paper to be sure to get your dirty asshole clean?
I prefer Scott tissue, which tends to be a little rough, but is the "bargan buy." Others in my house prefer Charmin because of its softness. We've compromised on a brand that is less expensive but softer.
07) Watching fake wrestling (WWE, for example) for the kitchy drama or watching real fighting (boxing, UFC, etc.) for the realness?
Yuck. I'll be out taking a walk or a nap or ANYthing else but this!
08) Coy about telling people what you want when asked ("Oh I don't need anything.") or upfront about telling people what you want when asked ("I would LOVE a new watch.")?
If we're talking about birthday/Christmas, I usually make a list. Otherwise, I get the weirdest shit from Beast! On the other hand, I sometimes still do get weird shit, and sometimes I can't think of anything to put on a list.
09) Believing NASA is amazing for inventing the Space Pen (works in no gravity) or believing NASA is stupid for not doing like the Russians who just use pencils? What's wrong with mechanical pencils??
10) A Spanky fan or an Alfalfa fan?
'Panky, tho my hair occasionally resembles Alfalfa's. Otay?