Tuesday is Chooseday

Would you rather:

...walk naked through times square in manhattan OR show up at your grandparent's funeral naked?

My grandparents are all dead, so I guess I'll be naked in Times Square....lucky world!

...eat two entire cans of whipped cream in one go OR one bottle of prune juice?

Oh, whipped cream; no problem.
There's no time limit, is there?

...be the world's best golfer OR the world's best defense attorney?

Golfer. At least I'd be outside and getting a little exercise.

...drink water out of a dirty bucket used at a construction site OR eat the leftovers off a stranger's plate at a restaurant?

Leftovers. I know construction sites.