Friday Fiver

Curses!

Favorite phrase when you have:

1. Ate [Eaten] food that tasted bad:
Having taken a big slurp of milk last week and discovered it was...no longer inside the Sell By Date based on the {{yahk}} taste, this one is very fresh in my mind (no pun intended). I think it went something like, "Euuueewwwwww uggggkkkk eckkkhhhhhhh."

2. Stubbed your toe
"Owowowowoooow......DAMN!"

3. Become frustrated
"Shitdamnit"

4. Broken something
"Dang it!" Unless it's something I really use or like a lot, then I just burst into tears after a quiet "oh, no...."

5. Been cut off by another driver
"Idiot. Fuckheadasshole." Unless Sparky's in the car. I try to keep it to "Idiot" with just "Crap" as a chaser.