Tuesday is Chooseday

Would you rather:

1. ...smell like dead fish OR rotten eggs? Rotten eggs, although I suppose I should ask "how dead" the fish are: recently or 'aged.'

2. ...walk backwards OR crawl on your hands and knees? My knee is still sore, but I think I'd say walk backwards anyway. From a metaphorical standpoint, that's kinda my m.o. lately anyway.

3. ...drive everywhere in a golf cart OR a dump truck? Dump truck. I'd just drive over the morons in traffic around me.

4. ...be stung by a bee OR bit by a spider? If we're talking a plain old bee, that's my choice. Not a wasp or yellow jacket.