Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Chooseday

Would you rather:
  1. ...be stuck beside somebody with horrible body odor on a crowded subway car for 10 stops OR against someone with an obvious erection on a long elevator ride?
  2. I choose the elevator ride. The laughter that would ensue. I can get my person b.o. fix at work, thanks very much, from a multitude of sources.

  3. ...find out your parents kidnapped you when you were a baby and raised you as their own OR find out you had a twin that died at birth that they never told you about?

  4. I used to actually think the first choice was true. I wouldn't want to know about a twin. That would suck.

  5. ...find out now that you will die exactly on your 70th birthday OR never know?

  6. At this point--almost 30 years out--it wouldn't matter either way. Were I closer to 70, I'd rather know than not know.

  7. ...have regular encounters with aliens and not have any proof OR have your best friend be invisible?
  8. At this point, I think my best friend actually is invisible.

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