Chooseday

Would you rather:

1. live on the streets of washington d.c. for a year OR a refugee camp in somalia for a month?
D.C. I'm less likely to starve or catch any terminal diseases...like a bullet.

2. be electrocuted by a downed powerline OR stung by a brood of jellyfish?
Yipes. Jellyfish. I think. Just give me some Demerol and I'll be fine. I think.

3 .get a severe sunburn all over your body OR a strange rash?
Rash. Been there, done that, bought the Aveeno. I'm assuming the rash would only last as long as the sunburn...and I know I could do that time-frame. Piece of cake.

4. eat only mcdonalds for six months OR everything deep fried for a month?
McD's. They sell salads now. ;-)