Sullivan Attachment

The Avoidant You scored 47% Security, 64% Avoidance, and 23% Anxiousness!

You're the Avoidant. When it comes to relationships, too much just plain bothers you. Cuddling is out, you want to get on with life, you don't have time for that, and you don't necessarily want to be with someone who even wants to call you regularly. Because that's annoying too. The mushiness of romance tends to bother you on some level that you just haven't figured out yet. Avoidants crave me-time, they want to work and they want to make the most of themselves outside of relationships. You may be bad at formulating friendships or relationships, not because you're genuinely terrible and use stupid pick-up lines, but you kind of WANT to sabotage the stupid thing, whether you know it or not. You'll put up with physical intimacy to get off, but when it comes to spooning or asking each other "Do you think we knew each other in a past life?" you want to squash that shit as quickly as possible. If you want a long-term commitment, and you don't want to change, pick another Avoidant, just like you. Will it be a healthy relationship? Well, probably not. Did you ever watch The Oblongs? (You should have, there were only a few episodes and you have to support Will Ferrell in these sorts of things, even if they aren't as good as some other cartoons, whatever man.) If you did, you'll get it when I talk about the Hill People, and that couple who used to talk over their cellphones and say things like: "Love to our child." and "You mean both of them?" "Yeah. Right there's a boy...and another one." Like them, you're going to want to spend less time with each other and in your "together" life and more time working or fulfilling your potential, because maybe it is just me, but Avoidants tend to be intellectuals. NEVER try to go in with an Anxious/Ambivalent type, because they are going to want so much intimacy, it will make you sick. If they try to get in with you, you'll know, and you won't like it. Don't pick them out of a crowd and don't put up with them if you get one by mistake, not that they are bad people on their own, but together? Oh, you are realllllly bad for each other. They'll want to cling and you will want to shake them loose and there's no middle ground. If you want to get away from your avoidance, pick a Secure style lover, who is usually just happy the way that they are, and wants more from you than an Avoidant would, but not as much as the Anxious. They're the warm little center, the place everyone secretly wants to be, and usually? They'll do right by you and make you come out of your avoidant little funk.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on Security You scored higher than 80% on Avoidance You scored higher than 0% on Anxiousness

Link: The Sullivan Attachment Style Test written by pretentiaahoy on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Right. There are parts that are dead right, and parts that are dead wrong, and parts that are really insane. I'll let you figure out the latter.