Friday's Feast

Feast Eighty-Five *This week's Feast is an oldie but goodie.*

Appetizer
What job would you definitely not want to have?
Anything in food service, from waitressing to dishwashing, but especially food prep. It's hard work with little reward.

Soup
Oprah calls and wants you to appear on her show. What would that day's show be about?
Realistically, it would have to be something about libraries. In my fantasy-world, she'd give me big stacks of cash.

Salad
Name 3 vegetables that you eat on a regular basis.
Unfortunately, the big one is potatoes. Then I'd say onions and lettuce.

Main Course
If you were commissioned to rename your hometown, what would you call it?
I like it's current name just fine--Englewood. If I were being forced to change it...wow, that would be hard. We could name it after my grandfather--Groverville. hee hee hee I think I'd lose my job as Renamer if I suggested that.

Dessert
If you had a personal assistant, what kind of tasks would you have them to do?
Clean my house and keep it tidy. Hands-down, without a pause to think.