Are You More...?

#80

01) Someone who is likely to sue or someone who is likely to be sued?
More likely to be sued.

02) Apt to see David Hasselhoff in concert or apt to see John Tesh in concert?
Most likely to slit my wrists rather than choose one of these options.

03) Likely to wait for an opportunity to say 'no thanks' to a telemarketer or likely to just hang up on them?
Assuming I've answered the phone, I'd hang up, but we have caller ID so I wouldn't be very likely to answer in the first place.

4) Apt to see Madonna in concert or apt to see Celine Dion in concert?
Madonna. No contest. For Celine, see #2 above.

05) Green beer or corned beef?
Corned beef. I don't like beer of any shade.

06) Apt to see Bryan Adams in concert or apt to see Billy Joel in concert?
I've seen Billy Joel, and I'd go again. Nothing against Bryan....

07) Loving home made pizza (for the cost savings) or loving delivery pizza (for the professional taste)?
Delivery. I'm basically lazy, and we've got a fabulous pizza place nearby.

08) Apt to see Duran Duran in concert or apt to see INXS in concert?
I'm going to assume it's 1985 or so, and say INXS. I'd only go if Michael Hutchence were still around. Duran Duran...see #2 above.

09) One who believes that the RIAA/MPAA are properly and rightfully protecting their content or one who believes they are scum-sucking, litigation-happy bastards?
I lean toward the former (protection of content) since they are really trying to protect the artists. But they are being really obtuse about it.

10) Apt to see Bono in concert or apt to see Sting in concert?
Can't I see them both? Please? I've seen Bono, wouldn't mind seeing Sting. Look at all the other concerts I skipped above; couldn't I trade 'em for Sting tix?