?otd

What are four things that are on your desk that shouldn't be?
At work:

two boxes of tissues (one should be sufficient, don't you think?)
papers that should have been dealt with last month
a 6-month-old bottle of Dasani
the paperwork from my review in November

I was told about 3 hours ago that my desk is "pathetically, disgustingly clean."

Let's not talk about what my desk at home looks like. Suffice to say that I can't see the top. Again.