Martini

You Are a Classic Martini

You area sophisticated drinker, who knows that simple quality is over-rated. You're a knowledgeable drunk, but sometimes you're a know-it-all when you're blasted. You should never: Drink and gossip. You tend to forget who's standing right behind you! Your ideal party: Has a real bartender. But no one mixes a better drink than you. Your drinking soulmates: those with a Chocolate Martini personality Your drinking rivals: those with a Margarita Martini personality

What Flavor Martini Are You?

Yuck. I hate "classic martinis!"

On the other hand, the advice about drinking and gossiping is good advice. I can't even manage to gossip properly (i.e. safely) when sober!

I do mix good drinks, though.