Ten on Tuesday

10 News Stories You're Sick Of:

1. TomKat
2. Brangelina
3. The morphing of celebrity couples into a cutesy nickname
4. Anything involving Paris Hilton
5. Anything involving Bush being our president
6. Worse, anything involving Cheney being our vice-president (although the name of the job is perfect for him)
7. "____[#] American soldiers were killed in Iraq today...." (because we need to not be there anymore. IMHTHO)
8. Martha Stewart and Donald Trump and any TV shows with which they are involved
9. Terrell Owens (and, by extension, all entirely self-oriented athletes no matter what the sport)
10. "The Left Behind" series