Feast

Appetizer
When do you feel impatient?
All the time! OK, if I have to pick one specific time, when listening to someone explain something I've already figured out.

Salad
How many times in your life have you had a broken heart?
Whew...unless I've blocked it out, probably only a couple of times. Maybe three?

Soup
Name a book you would like to see made into a movie.
Why would I want to ruin a good book...? But it would be intriguing to see how they'd film the Thursday Next novels.

Main Course
If you could thank one teacher for what they taught you, who would it be and what would you thank them for?
Ms. P (Senior Honors English, high school), for teaching ruthless editing (hee--sorry, inside joke), and for letting us choose our own spelling words.

Dessert
What is your favorite kind of pie?
Yes.
Oh, sorry, favorite kind. Uhm. Cherry. No, apple. No, not so much...lemon. Banana? French silk? Berry...? DAMN! OK, I don't like mince pie, pumpkin pie, or shoo-fly pie. Otherwise, bring it on!