Giggly viruses

from Jenica:
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Politics
Stop caring!

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Discordia (60%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Brand Names (80%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory (95%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Hippyism (65%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.