Early Monday morning

How did I miss these...? But, thanks Amy!

Your Fortune Is

If you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

...AND...

What Your Underwear Says About You

It's important that your underwear doesn't offend anyone - in case you get in a car accident. You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.

The Underwear Oracle

Okey-dokey...