Alcohoroscope

Your Scorpio Drinking Style

If anyone tells you you've had enough, you'll smirk and keep tippling until you're hog whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. You like to drink, and screw anyone who has a problem with that. You see the sauce as something to savor in itself... and not as a personality-altering tool. If you're depressed, you get self-loathing and seek total obliteration. But generally, you're a fascinating drinking pal, brilliant conversationalist and dizzying flirt. You also remember everything -- especially what everyone did when they were blitzed. Only people you *like* should drink with you!

Your Signature Cocktails

Just as you can look someone in the eye and smile while secretly plotting their demise, so does the brandy-laced Scorpion Stinger's sweet taste hide a potent amount of alcohol. But you abhor tropical drinks, and you will turn up your nose if you're served a Scorpion. You rule watermelon, so breaking out a pitcher of watermelon margaritas will seduce you -- though red wine will do the trick just as well.

Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies

Hillary Clinton, Leonardo DiCaprio, Bill Gates, Demi Moore, Jenny McCarthy, Tara Reid, P. Diddy, and Owen Wilson.

What's Your Alcohoroscope?

OK, this is wrong on so many levels....but I'll just address a couple of them: only the italicized bit at the top is close to correct; I hate watermelon and anything watermelon-flavored; red wine gives me a headache; I'd never drink with Jenny McCarthy or P. Diddy....

Otherwise, yeah, right on.