Mind hump

01. Tomorrow is St. Patricks Day. If a leprechaun told you that you could have any amount of money from his pot of gold but it had to be a specified amount for a specified item, how much would you ask for and what would it be for?

I'd ask for $10,000 a day to give to our church so we could get the new building up, to end when the building is finished.

02. One of the symbols of St. Patrick's Day is the leprechaun. Name a celebrity that you think would look good as a leprechaun. Name a celebrity that would look ridiculous as a leprechaun. Is there any one celebrity that would make a really scary leprechaun?

Well, obviously, Elijah Wood would be a good leprechaun. Arnold Schwarzenegger...not so much.
I've always thought Robin Williams might actually be a leprechaun

03. For a prize of $1,000,000,000 you are challenged to make yourself a costume for a St. Patricks Day party. The ONLY rules are that you aren't allow to use clothing and it has to be green. Using anything other than clothing, describe your costume to us using ANYTHING else in the house.

I so suck at this sort of thing...
I guess I could buy a green swimsuit/leotard, spray-dye my hair green, and use a green magic marker to color my skin. For a billion dollars, I'd be willing to stay green for awhile.

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