Somehow this didn't make my to-do list

...but I meant to do it last week...

Link: Via Jenica and Amy
Title: Design your own hell

Hipsters
Circle I Limbo

Scientologists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Militant Vegans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Chicago sports teams' fans, Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IV Rolling Weights

PETA Members
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

General asshats
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Creationists
Circle VII Burning Sands

George Bush, Republicans
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Saddam Hussein, Uday Hussein, Osama bin Laden, Qusay Hussein
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

I do like the picture of Scientologists whirling in a dark & stormy wind and the Republicans living, as usual, immersed in excrement. Somehow those are poetic justice.

Having read Dante, I don't remember some of these circles.... ;-)

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But anyway, these are a little abstract. In my own personal hell, here's the lineup:

OCLC
Circle I Limbo

Stupid Library Patrons
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Ponytail Man
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Chicago sports teams' fans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Complaining Tech
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Former Boss from Hell
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Chicago drivers
Circle VII Burning Sands

Donald Rumsfeld, Religious Know-it-Alls (of every stripe)
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Hypocrites
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Which is great except Ponytail Man will probably be happy, and Rumsfeld will feel right at home. Sigh.