|You Are a Festivus Miracle|
You may to choose to celebrate in a non-traditional way like Festivus, but you keep the old fashioned holiday spirit close to your heart.
You see the good during the holidays, and you're likely to declare almost any good thing a "Festivus Miracle"!
Just enough cream cheese left for your bagel? Festivus Miracle! Opened a holiday card without ripping it? Festivus Miracle!
Well, I don't actually celebrate Festivus, of course, but I'm a grateful-for-small-things kind of person so that last paragraph is sorta right, without the "Festivus Miracle" business.