If I were...

(swiped from Kwizgiver)

If I were a direction I’d be… west
If I were furniture I’d be… a sideboard.
If I were a liquid I’d be… wine.
If I were a sin I’d be… sloth.
If I were a gem/stone I’d be… turquoise.
If I were a metal I’d be… bismuth.
If I were a tree I’d be… a Douglas fir.
If I were a fruit I’d be… an apple.
If I were a flower I’d be… a hosta lily.
If I were weather I’d be… warm and breezy.
If I were a musical instrument I’d be… a flute.
If I were an element I’d be… air.
If I were a color I’d be… blue.
If I were an animal I’d be… a Siamese.
If I were a sound I’d be… clicking.
If I were a lyric I’d be… "I do wish you joy / And I wish you happiness / But above all this / I wish you love..."
If I were a song I’d be… "On the Greener Side"
If I were a music type I’d be… pop.
If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be… Charlie (bwah ha ha).
If I were a feeling I’d be… confusion.
If I were a book I’d be… Kafka-esque.
If I were food I’d be… carbs.
If I were a city I’d be… the quietest city ever!
If I were a taste I’d be… lemony.
If I were a scent I’d be… a faint mix of vanilla and light florals.
If I were a word I’d be… "itchy" (or maybe "scratchy").
If I were a verb I’d be… "read."
If I were an object I’d be… a griddle.
If I were a piece of clothing I’d be… Levis.
If I were a body part I’d be… toes.
If I were an facial expression I’d be… puzzled-but-cheerful.
If I were a cartoon character I’d be… Mighty Mouse (or Opus, in my dreams).
If I were a movie I’d be… subtitled.
If I were a geometrical figure I’d be… a triangle.
If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be… autumn.
If I were a sentence I’d be… "Walk, don't run."