I have no idea why
2501. What image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity.....? Babies' hair.
2502. Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER? Uh...Frank Sinatra?
2503. If you HAD to go to one of the following concerts, which would it be:
Vanilla Ice
NKOTB
Milli Vanilli
BSB
2504. Do you believe in manifest destiny? No. But I do know what it means. Yay: history degree!
2505. Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? Do you ever think 'well, maybe...' and actually forward those damn things? Uh, no.
2506. Let's say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school? Both schools should have the same budget and the same courses, AND the same number of athletic options.
Imagine that in the boys school fifteen boys sign up for calculus. In the girls school only five girls sign up for calculus. Should the girls calculus class be dissolved and replaced with an easier one? Of course not!
2507. Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat is genetically altered (in lots of cases it is!)? Not particularly, no.
2508. What does this world need? Less stupidity.
2509. Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value? Er...memes?
2510. If you drink what kind of drunk are you? I haven't been really drunk in a VERY long time. I tend to be very cheerful and then I throw up.
2511, Do you ever 'conveniently' forget something you don't want to remember? Yup. Why is that word in quotes? :-)
2512. If you have any cousins are you close? To the best of my knowledge, I have 4, and I have seen none of them since I was about 12.
2513. Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)? ...meh
2514. What was the first movie you got on DVD? Chocolat, for Christmas the year we got a DVD player.
2515. If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap? What a travesty on a cute kids' song! (no)
2516. Have you ever called a:
suicide crisis line?
sex line?
dating line?
2517. Have you ever placed a personal ad anywhere? "Anywhere" is sort of vague. But, no.
2518. Do guys look good in make up? Some guys, those who know how to use it, do.
2519. What are 5 things you don't care about? The Bush twins, professional baseball & basketball, fashion shows, particle physics, and American Idol.
2520. What are you going to do until you die? Be alive, of course!
2521. What 'issue' do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view? The value of each individual.
2522. What age do you hope to live until? Long enough to really get to know my grandkids. But I don't want to bring a jinx down on myself either.
2523. Do you like to tie others down during sex? Others?? Have you ever been tied down? Pleading the Fifth on this one, thanks.
2524. Do you own any "toys"? Why is that word in quotes? I have lots of toys! ...what? Oh, those kind of toys....huh. ;-) Do you ever use them? Why own 'em if you don't use 'em?
2525. Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way? ...spanking has connotations in my life that in no way hover near sex. Thank God, I guess. Have you ever spanked anyone else? No.
2526. Do these questions make you uncomfortable? Frankly, yes. Do you like that feeling? No. Does it turn you on? Not likely.
2527. You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPUTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)? Yeah. Which one do you need to read? Al-Anon for Dummies.
2528. What do your socks look like? White.
2529. Which of these really famous music artists started their career as a mime:
Alice Cooper
David Bowie
Bruce Springsteen
Moby
Jewel
Frank Zappa No clue, don't care, move on.
2530. Does love float away if you let go? Hopefully not, but there is always that possibility.
2531. Do you think that most people in today's society are:
kind?
humble?
peaceful?
helpful?
spiritual?
creative?
friendly?
intelligent?
having fun?
coming up with new ideas?
able to think for themselves?
able to really connect with others?
If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is? These are not qualities modern society rewards.
2532. Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive (think Freud)? No. That's stupid. There are usually unconscious motives, but I wouldn't presume to think those are always sexual.
2533. Speaking of Freud, did you know he was on drugs (think cocaine)? ...figures. {shrug}
2534. Do you trust psychology as a valid science? It has its moments of validity, and its moments of incredible stupidity.
2535. ID: In Freudian theory, the division of the psyche that is totally unconscious and serves as the source of instinctual impulses and demands for immediate satisfaction of primitive needs (sex, food, aggressive behavior, drugs, alcohol, yelling, anger, fighting).
SUPEREGO: In Freudian theory, the division of the unconscious that is formed through the internalization of moral standards of parents and society, and that censors and restrains the ego.
So, which one do you express more, your ID or your SUPEREGO?: What happened to Ego? OK, to answer the question, my SuperEgo pretty much runs my life. Except when I'm online.
2536. Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed? My own personal experience is the latter.
2537. Can you complete any of the following lyrics:
2538. How about these?
When I want you in my arms, when I want you and all your charms, whenever I want you all I have to do is... Dream, dream dream dream
2539. Have you ever been to see a ballet? Yes, twice.
2540. What is the difference between Satan and Pan? One is a Jewish concept stolen and enlarged by Middle-Ages Christianity, and the other is a Greek/Roman mythological concept. Pan wasn't evil; Satan is now viewed as the 'personification' of evil. In the Jewish tradition, however, he is actually portrayed as a advocate in God's courtroom. Pan was just impish.
2541. What should a poem be or do if it is a successful poem? Communicate something to the reader without having to spell it out. It should be feeling, not logic.
2542. When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to? Up to a point.
2543. Are you an orgasm addict? An addict? No.
2544. Are you a sugar junkie? Bad timing: I'm totally DYING for something sweet right now!
2545. WHAT are you DOING? Avoiding work. WHY aren't you marching in line with the rest of them? My marching-in-line days are LONG past.
2546. Do you only hear what you want to? No. That would be nice, though.
2547. Are you anal-retentive? A bit, on certain things.
2548. In and Out
Over and Under
Around and ??? I have no clue what this is referencing. I'm going with "about" since it sorta rhymes.
2549. What was the last thing you returned to the store? I can't think of anything.
2550. Why ask why? To find out more.
2551. What is your favorite artist that is:
jazz: Jamiroquai
metal: I'm kinda having an Ozzy Osbourne moment.
rock: Melissa Etheridge
new wave: Howard Jones
psychedelic: Still hanging on to Jimi Hendrix.
2552. What are your feelings about:
Picasso? I don't 'get' his later stuff, but I like his earlier, more representational stuff ok.
Van Gogh? I can't help but think about what was going on in his head when I see his work. I like it, it just makes me worried.
Mich
D'Vincci? [sic] I think I would have loved to meet him.
Einstein? ...uh... Bet he would have been fun in a bar.
Tesla? Somewhere I've gotten the sense that he was just a little too intense for my taste.
2553. Who else can you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science? Edison?
2554. Who can you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought? Mary Wollstonecraft.
2555. Why is it called 'coca cola'? Dunno about the 'cola' part, but originally the recipe included cocaine.
2556. Would you ever buy a Ford car? I drive a Ford truck now, so...well...yeah.
2557. Donald or Daffy duck? All Daffy.
2558. What is the most memorable thing about Pee-Wee Herman? Oy, that VOICE!!
2559. Lease or buy a car? Buy (but used for a year is a better deal).
2560. Have you met Real Talkin' Bubba? Rings a really faint bell, but not one I want to listen to.
Do you love him to death? Obviously, not.
2561. Have you ever been in a situation where you weren't sure if you were seducing or being seduced? One springs to mind immediately. Others follow.
2562. Can you 'pinch an inch' on your belly? Anyone who isn't anorexic can, I think. And, yes.
2563. Have you ever been to:
a temple? Yes, for a worship service.
a bar? Yes, several of them.
a massage parlor? ...I've had massages. I'm not sure they were done at "massage parlors" though....
2564. Would you ever want to visit Thailand? Not on my list, no.
2565. What culture are you fascinated by? Most all of 'em.
2566. Have you ever worn a cape? I'm not sure, to be honest.
2567. What is the difference between 'nude' and 'naked'? "Nude" sounds more artistic; "naked" sounds accidental.
2568. What can you get for a dollar (.59 British pounds)? Lots of things: pencils, erasers, school folders, a burger...
2569. What makes you who you are? My DNA, my experiences, and my brain.
2570. How do you search for meaning in life? I read. I listen to people. I think things through.
2571. If your partner collected internet porn pictures of celebrities s/he thought was hot would that bother you? Probably.
2572. You are alone with your lover's diary. What do you do? Put it back where I found it.
2573. You read some and find out that a whhhiiillle back your lover had a crush on someone else, but you two were together. You both still hang out with this person. What do you do? Well, seeing as how I didn't actually read it...
I've only myself to blame. Get over it.
2574. Are you an old fart? I have days of old-fartedness.
2575. What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid? Jump rope, play jacks, run (OMG, I used to run all the time), hit a tennis ball against the side of the garage....
2576. Why don't people have more fun? Grownups get in the habit of being too freakin' serious all the time. It's a shame.
2577. Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing? Yurghhhh.
What pet? N/A
What article of clothing? N/A
2578. Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatantly insane or completely certifiable? Do I, or does the writer? I was fine with the writer until the previous question. I know I'm mildly irrational.
2579. Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society? On a semi-regular basis.
2580. Is it nap time yet? It's always naptime for me! I need to hit the grocery store before I nap though.
2581. Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world? I can walk. When it's brutal outside, however--like last week--I don't have to like walking!
2582. Do you like trains? Yes, but I'm not a freak about them like two family members are.
2583. What's in Hungary? Hungarians.
2584. Have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back? Yes. Myself, primarily, but others, too.
Has someone ever held you back? Yes.
2585. What do you think of the term, 'organized religion'? As opposed to the disorganized variety? I kind of think God probably prefers the less-organized (i.e. spontaneous) recognition, but that may be just my cultural prejudice.
2586. What do you think of the name 'Orson'? Hmmm, not very common, but I can think of three people (one is technically a character) with that name. It's kind of cool actually: means "Bear Cub."
2587. What frustrates you? Things I can't control.
2588. Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew... No, they sailed off in a wooden shoe into a sea of dew, and it's "Wynken, Blynken and Nod." I read a LOT of Eugene Field as a child. Don't fuck wid me on it!
2589. Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick? Seems a bit high, but I don't wear lipstick very often.
Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks? It still is where I shop. Clearly, I shop at cheaper store than most...!
2590. Are you ill? Not really. I seem to have recovered from last week's crud.
2591. Where were you the night of.....oh hell, last night? Sitting on the couch, meming in front of the fire while Beast played golf.
2592. Do you pronounce the 'er' sound at the end of words (lookER or lookA)? I am a mid-western American. Yes. And, "idea" has no 'r', 'k?
2593. Do you drink only 100% juice? I rarely drink juice.
2594. Do you remember the bills you have to pay...or even yesterday? Beast pays the bills, but I'm not sure I really understand the question.
2595. What duck? It's a joke, but I can't remember it...lost in the mists of elementary school.
2596. Do you collect coins? I have several old pennies, but they aren't a collection as much as a bunch of old pennies in a container.
How about stamps? Used to for about 10 minutes when I was around 11 years old.
2597. What's the best way to learn a new language? Immersion.
2598. Is God in you? Yep, God's in everyone.
2599. Are you in god? Hmmm...this is angels-dancing-on-pins theology. Yes. And no.
2600. Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting? "Outside in." That's it.
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