...shanks, Lisa...
- Cat. does not have toes.
- Cat. once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
- Cat. can taste with her feet.
- If you blow out all the candles on Cat. with one breath, your wish will come true.
- More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Cat.!
- Europe is the only continent that lacks Cat..
- Cat. is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Cat.!
- Cat. is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
- All swans in England belong to Cat..
I'm in hysterics. Totally hysterical.
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