1. Do you use the restroom in public places?
As opposed to, say, peeing on the floor? Of course, I use the restroom!2. What is your favorite kinda porn... girl on girl, 3somes, guy/girl, guy/guy?
Well, gee, since the last time I actually sat and watched porn was a really long time ago...3. Do you talk to your neighbors? Have they heard you? You heard them?
OK, here's the deal: I work in a venue where the threat of people viewing porn online is constant. I've trained myself NOT to look too attentively at people's monitors as I walk past. I have a hunch that if I surfed into something pornographic either online or on the tube, I'd have the same reaction as I do when I'm at work....la la la I'mnotwatching la la la. Kind of kills the mood, eh?
But, for argument's sake, I'll say guy/girl.
Do I talk to my neighbors? Most of them. I don't think I understand that question, though.4. Ever maxed out your credit card? Bounced a check?
Have I heard them having sex? Uh, no. We're on half-acre lots here; listening in on them would take some serious planning. In our old house, we didn't hear much either (old people on one side of us, and the other side was...too long to explain). In our 'apartment life' we were on the top floor with elderly single women around us.
HOWEVER, yeah, my next-door neighbor senior year of college spent nearly every evening with her boyfriend, either fighting or fucking. Perhaps it was all the same, I dunno. It got old and tedious, frankly!
Heard us? In this house and the last one, our bedroom has been on the second floor. Again, listening in would need a great deal of planning (and in our current house, a ladder to climb onto the porch roof!). Maybe in the distant past...?
No, and I don't think so. Can't recall ever doing so.5. 3 words to describe your so's "down there".
"SO" being Significant Other? Uhm, how about "mine, all mine"? :-)Bonus: Have you ever had an affair?
Not so's you'd notice.... huh. Nope.
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