Weird?

You Are 20% Weird

Not enough to scare other people... But sometimes you scare yourself.

How Weird Are You?

Weird questions. I'm not sure about accuracy, actually, except for the 'scaring myself' part.

What language....?

You Should Learn French

C'est super! You appreciate the finer things in life... wine, art, cheese, love affairs. You are definitely a Parisian at heart. You just need your tongue to catch up...

What Language Should You Learn?

Oh my Lord no way is this happening in my lifetime. I'd sooner learn Inuit and move to Baffin Island than French!

I've italicized the parts that bear some scant relationship to reality.

By the way, I'm not sure what the other options here are, but the language I think I should learn is Greek. Or Latin. Maybe Hebrew, if the first two weren't available.

Hidden Talent (not anymore)

Your Hidden Talent

You are a great communicator. You have a real way with words. You're never at a loss to explain what you mean or how you feel. People find it easy to empathize with you, no matter what your situation. When you're up, you make everyone happy. But when you're down, everyone suffers.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

That italicized part? That's why I'm not blogging much lately...except here. And in short spurts elsewhere.

Random Inspiration

It says to list my ten favorite ways to be idle. Piece o' cake! These are more or less in order, by the way:

1. Read a book/a magazine/the newspaper
2. Do a crossword
3. Blog /Mess with my blog templates
4. Sleep
5. Play something on Pogo or Yahoo Games
6. Play Civilization or The Sims
7. Watch 'Survivor' or 'The Amazing Race'
8. Talk to a friend, in person or on the phone
9. Watch the sun set
10. Go see a good movie or play or concert

Needless to say, many of these are improved by snacking while doing them. Some of them are massively improved by sharing them with someone.

Rock n Roll!

You Are a Glam Rocker!

You put the "show" in rock show with your larger than life self. No doubt, you are all about making good music... But what really gets you going is having an over the top show. Glitter, costumes, and wild hair are your thing - with some rock thrown in!

What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Uhm, so not me, with the exceptions I've italicized.
Unfortunately, unless I flat-out lied on the questions, I came up with this result every time. So it's obviously referring to my hidden, deeply-repressed side.

Power color ... ?

Your Power Color Is Teal

At Your Highest: You feel accomplished and optimistic about the future. At Your Lowest: You feel in a slump and lack creativity. In Love: You tend to be many people's ideal partner. How You're Attractive: You make people feel confident and accepted. Your Eternal Question: "What Impression Am I Giving?"

What's Your Power Color?

I like teal. Not sure about it's 'meaning.'

Blogging Type

Overall, Your Observation Skills Get: Your Blogging Type Is Thoughtful and Considerate

You're a well liked, though underrated, blogger. You have a heart of gold, and are likely to blog for a cause. You're a peaceful blogger - no drama for you! A good listener and friend, you tend to leave thoughtful comments for others.

What's Your Blogging Personality?

Waaaalll, I dunno about that.

And since I dunno about that, I've recused myself from thoughtful blogging for awhile to see if I actually have anything to say.

Memes don't count.

Sharp?

Overall, Your Observation Skills Get: B-

Your senses are pretty sharp (okay, most of the time) And it takes something big to distract you!

How Observant Are You?

Takes something big? Yeah. Life. That's big.

Ideal Career

Your Career Type: Conventional

You are orderly and good at following a set plan. Your talents lie in working with written records and numbers in a systematic, orderly way. You would make an excellent: Bank Teller - Bookkeeper - Court Clerk Mail Carrier - Post Office Clerk - Secretary Timekeeper - Title Examiner - Typist The worst career options for your are artistic careers, like comedian or dancer.

What's Your Ideal Career?

Damn.

100% correct, and I'm called "conventional." Shit. Guess my bid at Roseanne-hood ain't happenin' either....

Who was I?

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Famous Philosopher. Where You Lived: South Africa. How You Died: Consumption.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

If I really believed in reincarnation, I'd be thrilled with all three of these (although I don't think consumption is quite right...maybe asthma instead?).

Coffee

Since I don't drink coffee, I answered this as if for "cold caffeine" (i.e. Dr. Pepper):

You Are a Soy Latte

At your best, you are: free spirited, down to earth, and relaxed At your worst, you are: dogmatic and picky You drink coffee when: you need a pick me up, and green tea isn't cutting it Your caffeine addiction level: medium

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

It's actually fairly accurate--except for the obvious non-accuracy of my coffee habit. I think I might be more than "medium" but oh, well.

Kissing

Your Kissing Purity Score: 40% Pure

You're not one to kiss and tell... But word is, you kiss pretty well.

Kissing Purity Test

This was a real tonic tonight. I'm dying from laughter. Because actually, they never really defined kissing. So if I relegate myself to only including the "sexual kissing" my answer is more along these lines:

Your Kissing Purity Score: 51% Pure

For you, kissing isn't a casual thing Lip to lip action makes your heart sing

Kissing Purity Test

American

You Are 64% American

Most times you are proud to be an American. Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home. You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

How American Are You?

This was hard to answer seriously: I wanted to answer the questions truthfully, but there were a couple of them that were posed so that it was clear if you wanted to score higher (i.e. more American) you should pick a certain answer. Oh, well. At least I made it to 64%.

Summer Anthem

Your Summer Anthem is Speed of Sound by Coldplay All that noise, and all that sound, All those places I got found. And birds go flying at the speed of sound, to show you how it all began. You're out of your mind this summer, in a good way.

What's Your 2005 Summer Anthem?

Hmm, maybe if I'd heard it I could comment better... ;-) But I like Coldplay in the general sense, so I can live with this.

Ice cream

I seem to be a cross-mixture of

You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

You are kind, popular, and generous. You tend to be successful at anything you try. A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd. You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream.

What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

and

You Are Chocolate Ice Cream

You have a flair for the dramatic and love to party. Your personality is super strong and unique. Many people crave you constantly - while you turn a few off. You are most compatible with coffee ice cream.

What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

which is odd because I'm not a fan of either of these: I'm more a plain vanilla girl. I simply loathe strawberry ice cream, and coffee is the drink of the devil so I'm not likely to like coffee ice cream, am I??

IQ

Your IQ Is 125

Your Logical Intelligence is Exceptional Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Above Average

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Pretty close, actually. Glad to know I'm above average in every way (what movie/book is that from? ugh, it's going to drive me crazy till I figure it out!).