That first sentence: ha ha ha ha ha. But the rest is true, more or less, as far as it goes.
You Are a Ladle You love to cook, and feeding others is love for you. You feel at home in the kitchen.
Your specialties are home style cooking and comfort food. You always make enough to go around.
Anytime people enter your home, you have to feed them something. And you always have good food on hand.
You love to open up your kitchen to friends, and pretty much anyone is welcome to dinner anytime.