Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Remote Control

You Are Play
Compared to most people, you are very active and energetic.

You have a daring, challenging spirit. You're willing to go into something blind.

You are playful, carefree, and optimistic. You are up for trying anything.

If you dream it, you usually end up doing it. You're not one for putting your dreams on hold.
Great. 100% inaccurate. Oh, well.

Late Monday memes

Manic Monday

Do you enjoy brain teasers or do you find them frustrating?
I like 'em, within reason. If they are too hard for me, I quit.
Do you have any unusual collections?
Just dust, and s&p sets.
What do people notice about you within the first hour of meeting you (other than appearance)?
Probably my smart mouth.

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Curious as a Cat

1) If you could train a person or animal to do one thing for you whenever you wanted, and then return to you, what would you have it do?
Shop, cook, and clean up. In short, I want a chef.
2) What kind of cowardice do you most despise?
Refusing to admit when you're wrong.
3) Did March come in "like a lion" this year, or leave that way? Or both, or neither?
I don't remember how it came in, actually, but it's certainly leaving like worm. Or a duck.
4) Show and Tell.What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Or, tell a story if it reminds you of one.
Public Domain Photo
This is a very weird still life. Very Dali-esque. The teardrop on the right is either a giant Hershey's Kiss or a chiseled-out dish. Those blue things? No clue. It's all weird. Kinda dreamy. Looks cold.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Patrick's Place

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Sunday 7


List the seven castaways on Gilligan’s Island [in the order] that you’d most want to be stranded with.
  1. The Professor. The only one who mind stand a chance of getting me off.
    Ahem.
  2. Mary Ann. She was always cheerful.
  3. Skipper. Someone to yell at/with.
  4. Lovey. Smarter than you'd think.
  5. Gilligan. Strong back.
  6. Thurston. The money might come in handy.
  7. Ginger. Any surprise that she's last?

Favorites

(Again, swiped from Kwizgiver, who lives in my blogroll)

What is your fave color? Blue
What is your fave movie? The Super8 of me hula-hooping when I was 8.
What is fave play? No Exit. Someday I'll see it performed. Oh, wait...I am, regularly. ;-)
What is your fave TV show? TAR
What's your fave food? Sugar cookies. Damn it, someone go get me some!!!
What's your fave dessert? Wedding cake.
What was your fave year in high school? Sophomore year was pretty hard to beat.
What was was your fave year in college? Hmm, junior? But kinda senior, too.
What was your fave vehicle? My current truck.
What was your fave alcoholic drink? LIIT
Who is your fave friend? ~plock~
What was your fave animal? ...as in pet? Shade. Hands down.
What was your fave CD? By number of times played? Howard Jones.
What was your fave yankee candle? (what's with "was"?) Linen.
What was your fave Pro Football team? The Pack, of course.
What was your fave girl name? Josephine.
What was was your fave boy name? David.
What was was your fave piece of jewelry? My wedding ring (note: NOT the engagement ring).
[seriously, "Was"????]

Pick one or the other
Coke or Pepsi? Diet Pepsi
WalMart or Target? Target.
Lamps or candles? Lamps.
Debit or credit? Cash. Sorry, I guess debit.
Fingers or toes? WTF? Fingers, by a nose.
Desktop or laptop? Laptop @ home, desktop @ work.
Blinds or curtains? Blinds.
Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla.
Tall or short? Who??
Love or money? Love.
Taste or smell? Taste.

Name One Thing...

(Swiped from Allison, Queen of Kwizgiver, in sidebar)

that makes you smile silliness

that makes you cry every-damn-thing. Uh, music, sometimes. Hearing about bad things happening to children, always.

that you love to do on the weekends Sleep in.

that you do for only yourself So many things. ;-) So, let's pick, clean glasses.

that you have in your underwear drawer that's NOT underwear It's all undies. Sorry.

that you do before going to sleep put in earplugs.

that you do within the first 15 minutes after waking take my thyroid meds.

that's in your purse dust (I don't use purses).

that you actually LIKE to clean Once I get started, I don't mind cleaning anything. My favorite: dishes.

that you DETEST cleaning I do not like cleaning floors: mopping, scrubbing, vacuuming...it's all bad.

that other people would find odd about you my sense of humor.

that you would buy if I handed you a $100 bill 10 months at Weight Watchers.

that you feel you HAVE to do before you die visit all 50 states.

Sunday Stealing

(Link in blogroll)
The Ginormous Meme
[if this is 'ginormous' what does that make the 1000 question meme I did awhile back?]

1. Are you single? Great. Start with a metaphysical question. I am single in that sense. In the Real World meaning of this question, I'm married. Very.

2. Are your parents still married? Well, they've never divorced, and they are becoming less-separated by the moment.

3. Are you in love? Sometimes.

4. Do you believe in love at first sight? Y'know, I don't. Not in the romantic sense. I believe in lust, and in knowing immediately that this is a person you want to be around for a myriad of reasons. Is that love? Maybe. But not in the traditional sense.

5. Who ended your last relationship? Oh, hell, I dunno. I guess he did--he changed schools and moved a couple of hundred miles away. Unless we're talking friendship, in which case that was probably me.

6. Have you ever been hurt by a break up? Well, duh. Yes.

7. Have you ever broken someone’s heart? Prolly. Not something I'm proud of. My mom used to always use the phrase, "It breaks my heart [to see/hear/watch/know/etc]..." so I'm sure I was the object of that sentence a few times.

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Dunno. If so, s/he was very good at the 'secret' part.

9. Prefer love or lust? Nice! No, I didn't read ahead. I prefer love.

10. Prefer a few best friends or many regular friends? The former. I think, having worked through this question last night somewhere--here? in a prior meme?--I have a lot of regular friends, but not many I feel like I can depend on.

11. Wild night out or romantic night in? ....boooothhhhh?

12. Back in the day: Been caught sneaking out? Never did it.

13. Ever wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? Again: well, duh. Yes. That may well be the definition of being alive.

14. Who are/is your best friend(s)? The usual triad: Beast, Amy, Jenny.

15. Ever wanted to disappear? Fuck yeah. Like, many moments in high school!

16. First attraction: Smile or eyes? 100% smile.

17. Prefer intelligence or attraction? There is no attraction for me without intelligence. Sorry. Even in animals and small children.... 'Course, it depends on your definition of 'intelligence' doesn't it? There are some people for whom the word "intelligent" wouldn't normally be used whom I find lovely to be around because they are "smart" differently.

18. Last phone call you received? Sparky called me at work yesterday. Before that, my sister calling with more bad news on Friday.

19. Last thing you drank? Just took a swig of DDP.

20. Before your current one, when was your last relationship? I fuckin' hate this question. I have thousands of relationships ongoing! And, if we are limiting it to romantic relationships...dude, I've been happily married for almost 23 years. P L O C K!

21. Do you and your family get along? The ones in my house, yes. The ones outside my house...sometimes. I'm sure they think we get along fine, aside from the "you never write, you never call" schtick. They wouldn't all be wrong.

22. Would you say you have a "screwed up life"? No.

23. Have you ever gotten kicked out somewhere? If yes, do tell. I wasn't allowed in a bar in Milwaukee--home of HD--once because Beast and I were wearing black leather Harley jackets. I was incensed at the time. Now it's just funny as hell.

24. Do you trust all your friends? See #10. I trust that my read of our relationship is accurate, and have rarely been proven wrong. Some of the people I know, who consider themselves friends, I can trust to be completely unhelpful in the nitty-gritty of life.

25. Who knows the most about you? God. [and Beast]

Unconscious Mutterings

(Link in blogroll)

  1. Road trip :: Vacation
  2. Pool hall :: The Music Man
  3. Extraordinary :: Amazing!
  4. Jackson :: Action...
  5. Heartfelt :: Sympathetic
  6. Wet :: Damp
  7. Strangle :: Throttle
  8. .com :: Jeff Dunham (yuk yuk yuk)
  9. Touched :: Poked
  10. Insipid :: Inane

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Patrick's Place

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Saturday Six

1. List the social networking sites you have either tried or still use.
I have an account with OKCupid, for the quizzes. I joined Friendster and MySpace to see what the fuss was about but never really used 'em. Signed up with Linkedin, but don't really check that too much. Do Blogger, Haloscan, and Bloglines count? I've been using them for 5 years (I have access to, uh, 16? blogs now). Uh, LJ, Wordpress, Xanga, and pbwiki, too, and OpenID (I actually use that last one when I go into deep hiding to comment on local people's blogs.) I use Meebo to IM from my blog. I have access to two Twitter accounts: one personal, and one work-related. And of course Facebook. I think there are a few others too, but I can't remember...Oh, deli.cio.us and LibraryThing. I also use GoogleDocs to share stuff. I think that's it. Maybe. ;-)
2. Of the social networking sites you’ve actually tried, which one is your favorite? The most useful right now is Facebook, though I'm not enamored with their most recent redesign. I can't find stuff in my profile! But I can keep track of all the many strands of my life: church, work, family, and random friends old and new. 3. What’s the biggest drawback to such sites, in your opinion?
Keeping track of all the logins!!! I think the difficulty a lot of people have is oversharing and regretting what they've done.
4. Other than it being the "hip thing to do," what’s the main reason you’d at least consider joining such a site?
For very specific payback: writing for blog platforms, keeping in touch with people for Facebook/LinkedIn, goofing around for OKCupid...
5. Take the quiz: Are You Facebook, MySpace or Twitter?
I am le Twit.
6. Do you have more people you'd call friends in real life, or on your profile called friends by the system at your most-used social networking site?
There are VERY few people I'd call friends in real life, because I'm pretty stingy with that term. One of the only things I like about MySpace is the concept of "Top [#] Friends" because most of the people I communicate with online I'm loathe to call friends, regardless of what Facebook calls 'em. ;-)
Having spouted about that, there are FAR more people IRL for me who aren't online anywhere. Anywhere that I'm aware of, at least.

Saturday 9

(Link in blogroll)
Inside the Actors Studio
The host of the famous Bravo series, actor, professor and host James Lipton asks actors these 9 questions (amoung many others). Today we will ask you those questions!

1. What is your favorite word? Smile.

2. What is your least favorite word? No.

3. What turns you on, creatively, spiritually, or emotionally? Positivity.

4. What turns you off? Selfishness.

5. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck.

6. What sound or noise do you love? Giggling.

7. What sound or noise do you hate? FOXNews.

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Writer.

9. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome in, here's your space, go play!

Friday, March 27, 2009

Liberal

How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments

My Liberal Identity:

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

I hate to tell you quiz-creators this, but there are plenty of Chritian liberals out here in the world. Or maybe we're liberal Christians, as the right-wingers call us.

In any case, this is about 99.5% accurate.

Irony?

Using "Cat.":
Your Name's Power is Bravery
Your name's power is that it helps you be brave.

Your name conveys both a conqueror and a poet.

People who meet you can't help but think you are radiant.

You try to live your life with intensity and exploration.
And that is, indeed, what I am for online, I guess.

Using my real first name:
Your Name's Power is Perception
Your name's power is that it helps you be perceptive.

Your name conveys both wholeness
and wisdom.

People who meet you can't help but think you are enlightened.

You try to live your life with flexibility and insight.
Whereas, this is just sorta weird.

Friday 5

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Turning


  1. To whom do you normally turn when you need to complain about something?
  2. I'm a worldwide complainer who isn't afraid to bitch to anyone. I've learned from the masters, one of whom I work with. Actually, on the big stuff, I mostly just gripe to Beast and God, not necessarily in that order.
  3. Which annual season-turning do you enjoy the most?
  4. I love late summer/early fall. All the fresh fruits and veggies you can eat, beautiful colors, and that fall smell in the air.
    On the other hand, I'm pretty psyched about spring-into-summer too. That's easily my second favorite. You'll note that winter doesn't appear on this list. Nor is it likely to do so. Ever.
  5. Where can you get a really good turnover?
  6. I'm actually not much of a turnover connoisseur. I'm happy with Pillsbury or store-bought, though probably the local bakery makes some good ones. I go for the mega-sugar treats, personally. ;-)
  7. What’s employee turnover like where you work?
  8. Huh, normally it's nonexistent, but we are losing two long-term employees within three months of each other this year to retirement. We have been 'allowed' to replace them, but we won't be replacing anyone else who leaves. No pressure!
  9. One of the Wonder Twins could turn into any form of water, while the other could turn into any animal. Which of these powers would be more useful to you?
In the winter, I think I'd rather be water--I'm awfully dehydrated that time of year. However, overall, I think turning into random animals would be a lot more fun. I never watched this show; were the animals random? Or were you 'stuck' with one choice?

Food 4 Friday

(Link in blogroll)

Breakfast
What is the last thing you ordered on-line?
Two mesh/fishnet shirts for my son, from Hot Topic. And thank you for reminding me to check to see when they are scheduled for delivery [answer: today]. And and yes, thank you, my son is weird.
Lunch
What is your favorite dessert at a restaurant?
Tiramisu. Or cheesecake. Or fruit pie. Or wedding cake. Obviously, I'm horrifically fussy.
Dinner
What is the funnest game you have played recently?
Flirting. ;-)

Actual game: probably Spoons. I guess we'll do that Sunday at youth group again.
Midnight Snack
What job(s) did you have while in high school/college?
In high school, for about a year, I was a shelver at the local public library.

In college, I did work/study in the language lab, eventually "rising" to the level of scheduling everyone. Yawn. In the summers in college I was a CE intern at my church for two years, and one year I worked on campus setting up conferences and prepping the dorms for sports camps.

Also, though this was unpaid and technically a student 'club', I was co-manager of the campus radio station for a couple of years. This also involved scheduling people. I never want to do that again! Scheduling is a thankless job.
Recipe of the Week (instead of your recipe for life what is it just for the week?)
"Blow nose, throw away tissue, repeat."

I don't see this ending for awhile, though I don't really feel that sick. Drainage, uh, blows.

Friday Fill-Ins

(Link in blogroll)
This week, I took the first sentence in 6 of my favorite books...you fill them in...with the right words or even better, ones of your own.

And...here we go!


1. "In a hole in the ground there lived the remnants of society as we know it." [it's coming up on the end of "homeless at the library season" at work and it's been LONG one--my view of civilization as a whole is nosediving]

2. "
I'm still in my pajamas but that ain't no matter."

3. "After dark the rain began to fall again,
which is better than the snow scheduled for tomorrow."

4. "
I can't imagine anything good emanating from the hold of the Spanish galleon."

5. "There was a hand in the darkness, and
attached to it was the rest of the body." [though I was tempted to say something more Stephen King-like]

6. "Accidents ambush the unsuspecting,
thus defining the concept of 'accidents' quite neatly."

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to
lazing around, maybe doing some laundry, tomorrow my plans include work (be still my heart), and Sunday, I want to see the youth group kids!


I can name at least three of the books these first lines came from. heh

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Organ

You Are The Brain
You're the type of person who's always on, always churning.

You are alert and quick to react. You like to stay busy.

You are responsible but also demanding. You take up a lot of energy.

You are someone of deep mystery. There's a lot below the surface that's hard to figure out.
No
comment.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Please God, don't let my answer be wrong...

You Are Twitter
You are energetic to the point of being hyperactive. You are the ultimate multitasker.

You don't have much of an attention span for anything. You like things short and sweet.

You can't help but let everyone know what you're doing, even if it's just what you're having for dinner.

You are big on sharing what's going on in your life. If anything, you share too much!
Oh
Thank
God
Anything but MySpace.

I did have an exceptionally ADD day today. Weird. Filled with tweeting, too...

Wednesday Weirdness

(Link in blogroll)

1.) What is your significant other's worst habit?
Being a know-it-all. O.M.G.--it makes me NUTS.
2.) What piece of clothing that isn't lingerie or an undergarment do you have that you feel especially sexy/handsome in?
I have a couple of camisoles that fit the bill.
3.) If you could drink ONLY two beverages for the rest of your life, which would you pick?
DDP and (clean) water.
4.) What is your worst habit?
Interrupting (especially know-it-alls!).
5.) Are you superstitious in any way?
Not really. The superstitious stuff I do is mostly habit.
6.) What kind of shopping do you hate doing most? (Grocery shopping, clothes shopping, shoe shopping, etc.)
All shopping is evil.
7.) What was a "fad" you remember from your childhood?
Pet rocks. Before that, ironing long hair to straighten it.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Fresh

You Are an Avocado
You are casual, laid back, and totally easy go get along with.

You are compatible with many different types of people, even those with strong personalities.

You are creative and inspired. You don't put yourself in a box, and you aren't into labels.

You are open-minded
and diplomatic. People find your "middle of the road" ways comforting.
Right. The description is fairly accurate, but I'm not a huge avocado lover at all.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Weird Question Meme

(Swiped from Allison) [edit: 7 a.m. 3/24--I missed some questions on the first pass. I shouldn't meme while sleeping, I guess.]

If you got trapped in an elevator with someone, who would you want it to be? Someone who knows how to fix the elevator, who isn't wearing gallons of scent, and who isn't claustrophobic.

What is your favorite cereal? Froot Loops.

Do you own any cowboy boots? No, but I need to get some.

What is something you would never do in public? Run around naked.

Have you ever had really strange dreams? Is there really anyone who would answer this "no"?

Name a friend or loved one who has passed away. Dad and Ellen, and some friends.

What’s your earliest memory? Sitting on the couch in the living room writing in Mom's address book.

Have you ever broken a bone before, and if so, how? My middle fingers are pretty bent, but there hasn't been an official diagnosis of breakage.

Have you ever stepped in dog poo? Yes. Part of the deal when one has a dog in the family.

Ever bitten your toenails? Not that I'm aware of. Babies do this, and I'm not that flexible anymore.

Who is your all time hero? Dad.

What colors do you think mix well? Brown and almost anything.

What did you eat recently? Enchiladas

What was your favorite cartoon movie as a child? I don't remember seeing a cartoon at a theatre (remember, I grew up before video) until Cinderella and I was certainly nearing double digits by then.

What’s your favorite movie now? Heathers.

Do you paint your toenails? Only if they are going to be visible in public.

Is your computer a fast and awesome computer? MINE is! lol

What do you do, or want to do for a living? I teach high school social studies. I work in a library. I'm sure this comes as a big surprise to anyone who reads this site regularly....

If one of your long lost exes called you and asked for you back, would you take them back? that ain't happening No. Three's definitely a crowd.

Have you ever been a heart-breaker? Yes.

What’s your favorite instrument? To play: flute. To listen to: cello.

What is a country you want to visit badly before you die? Egypt.

Have you made a bucket list? Nope.

What things in history amuse you the most? People were just as stupid then as they are now.

Have you ever eaten lipstick? Not intentinally, and I rarely wear it anyway.

What are 3 accessories you have to be equipped with when you go out? My glasses, my cell phone, and Chapstick.

Have you ever licked a window before? I may have done when I was just a little kid.

If someone dared you to run across a busy street for 1 thousand dollars, would you? Sure. Done it before for free, so why not!?

Would you kill someone for 9 million dollars? Not just for the money.

Who is your worst enemy right now and why? Greedy politicans, mostly those who insist on playing around while the economy tanks, i.e. Republicans.

Have you ever been in a physical fight with anyone before? Yup, but not for a LONG time.

What brand of cell phone do you have, and which service provider? LG (I think), Sprint

Do you wear slippers or socks? Socks. My slippers suck.

Do your feet stink? Not usually.

Have you ever picked your butt in public? Probably, again with the "when I was a kid" stuff.

What is the strangest pet you’ve ever owned? Well, the sex-changing guinea pig was pretty amazing.

Do you love life or hate it? Mostly love it.

Who is the hottest person in the entire universe, in your opinion? Uh, passing on this one.

What do you do every night before bed? Take off my glasses Changed my mind when I reread the question. Before bed, I brush my teeth. Before sleep, I take off my glasses.

No-Brainer

You Are Going to Heaven
You're so saintly you're practically an angel, and there's no other place for you than heaven.

You are always concerned with doing the right thing. You consider being a good person a joy... not a burden.

You're not perfect, and you don't expect anyone else to be. You are ethical without being sanctimonious about it.

You are happy with yourself and the decisions you've made. And that's what's important.
Well, it's not a surprise, but I sound like a right dork, don't I!?

Manic Monday

(Link in blogroll)

Do you screen your phone calls?
Always. So, those of you who call me, now you know the truth! :-)
When was the last time you lost your temper?
I kind of fly off the handle semi-regularly, but I haven't gone to the "seeing red" extent for a long time, months probably.
When you're lost, do you ask for directions?
Well, I have a GPS now, and I use GoogleMaps extensively before I leave the house, so I don't really get lost too often anymore. But yes, I've been known to stop at a gas station for directions.

Curious as a Cat

(Link in blogroll)

1) What is the most evil thing you’ve ever done (that you’re willing to admit online)?
Oh the nasty, gossipy things I've said over the years! Actually, one of the things that I will have to work out in my next life is being angry and not resolving that anger with someone who is now dead. Time's up on that one.
2) Of all the people from the Bible -- excluding Jesus, because that is too easy ;-) -- who would you most like to meet?
I would stipulate having a video camera, and I'd want to meet Eve. WTF really happened with that snake?!
3) What is the most beautiful sound you’ve ever heard?
Waves lapping me to sleep about 25 feet from my bed.
4) Show and Tell. What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Or, tell a story if it reminds you of one.
Public Domain Photo
It looks like Christmas to me. Red candle with sparkers emanating from it...it's a very cool photographic effect, but all in all...it just makes me feel all Christmas-y. Kind of nice on a rainy Monday morning in March. [how accidentally alliterative is that?]

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Sunday Stealing

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The Family Meme

1. What is something your mom/wife always says to you? "You never write, you never call." I've given up trying to convince her I just called, so now she's just right.

2. What makes your mom/wife happy? Having her kids nearby...except not really then either. She's not a happy person.

3. What makes your mom/wife sad? Her kids' departures.

4. How does your mom/wife make you laugh? When I can get her to giggle, it makes me happy.

5. What was your mom/wife like as a child? I. Have. No. Idea. It makes me nuts. There are some things she's told us, there are some things we've pieced together, but her persona...no clue.

6. How old is your mom/wife? 87.

7. How tall is your mom? 5'2" (with eyes of blue)

8. What is her favorite thing to do? Nowadays, sleep.

9. What does your mom/wife do when you're not around? See #8.

10. If your mom/wife becomes famous, what will it be for? It ain't hap'nin'.

11. What is your mom/wife really good at? She used to be VERY organized and dutiful to an amazing degree.

12. What is your mom/wife not very good at? Being light.

13. What does your mom/wife do for a job? See #8.

14. What is your mom/wife's favorite food? Pie. Ice cream. Cake.

15. What makes you proud of your mom/wife? She's the toughest woman I know.

16. If your mom/wife were a cartoon character, who would she be? She wouldn't be.

17. What do you and your mom/wife do together? Not much. I talk, she sleeps, I feed her, I read books to her.

18. How are you and your mom/wife the same? We both share a horrible temper, a huge sweet tooth, and stubbornness.

19. How are you and your mom/wife different? In every other way. I hope.

20. How do you know your mom/wife loves you? I hope to hell she does. I wouldn't actually know, having not heard her say it more than a few times in my life.

21. What does your mom/wife like most about your dad/yourself? She married dad for his auburn hair. He was a good-looking young man, judging by photos.

22. Where is your mom/wife's favorite place to go? I. Have. No. Idea.

Patrick's Place

(Link in blogroll)
Sunday 7

Name the seven clichés that you’d most like to ban from the English language.
  1. "At the end of the day..." [Holy moley, that one came out of nowhere and won't go away!]
  2. "Going forward" [ditto above--though this one sounds suspiciously British to me]
  3. Irregardless
  4. "The point is..." [My sister says this ALL THE FREAKIN TIME and it makes me crazy. Nearly every discussion involves her saying this at least three times.]
  5. ...anything related to lolcats... [They aren't that funny, and it's embarrassing the feline population]
  6. Inasmuch as
  7. Definitely [although I mind this much more when it's spelled "definately" or "defenitly" or other random ways]

Unconscious Mutterings

(Link in blogroll)

  1. Studio :: Music
  2. Meetup :: Meeting (I am not loving the word 'meetup')
  3. Ostrich :: Ignorant
  4. Jokes :: Humor
  5. Estranged :: History
  6. Random :: Chance
  7. Slap :: Smack
  8. Hotel room :: Vacation
  9. Inscribe :: Sign
  10. Polar :: ...Bear

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Steps

Swiped from Amy's Fb

STEP ONE:
Spell your name with songs. [Yes, I'm cheating by doing this here. Deal! I'm making up for it by using only one band, though.]

City of Blinding Lights
An Cat Dubh
Tryin' To Throw Your Arms Around The World

Angel of Harlem

Love Rescue Me
One
Gloria
Even Better Than the Real Thing
Running to Stand Still

STEP TWO:

Name: Cat.
Birthday: Mid-November
Nickname: Mom
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown with ash and red, and increasiingly more silver, highlights
Zodiac Sign: Scorp

STEP THREE:

The shoes you wore today: Blue suede-y sandals.
Your weaknesses: babies, sugar, temper
Your fear(s): failure and being found out
Your perfect pizza: ...has to have Canadian bacon on it. Can NOT have fruit of any kind on it.
Goal you’d like to achieve: Know when it's time to go.

STEP FOUR:

Your best physical feature: I used to hate my hair. I love it now.
Your bedtime: I shoot for 10ish, which tends to be optimistic.
Most missed memory: My sister Ellen.

STEP FIVE:
This Or That…


Pepsi or Coke: Regular Coke, Diet Pepsi.
McDonald’s or Burger King: McD's, primarily because I usually only go there for breakfast and I don't love BK's breakfast choices. Except the Cinna-minis, but that's why I shouldn't be there.
Adidas or Nike: Neither, really. I have never had Adidas, had Nikes in college, and bought whatever's on sale since then.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Like Amy before me, I am a tea snob, which is odd since I was raised on Nestea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla. As little chocolate as possible.
Cappuccino or coffee: Water. Or nothing.

STEP SIX:
Do You…


Smoke: Nope. I steam sometimes, but the smoking has been toned down.
Curse: Fuck yeah!
Sing: Yup. Not too much in public, except at church (during the hymns, duh).
Dance: No. Much to my constant chagrin.
Take a shower everyday: Shower or bath, yes.
Have a crush: Nope. Emphatically not. Not even the one I probably should have, not right now. Putz.
Do you think you’ve been in love? Yes, to my current chagrin.
Want to go to college: Only to drop off Sparky.
Like(d) high school: I did, I think. Memory has a distinct ability to twist reality though.
Want to get married: I'm not currently an advocate.
Get motion sickness: Only in cars and buses. Trains and planes, I'm fine.
Think you’re attractive: Who knows.
Think you’re a health freak: I couldn't even do a passable impression of one anymore.
Get along with your parents: ...plock...

STEP SEVEN:
In the past month…


Gone to the mall: Nope.
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: YUCK. I've never done that.
Eaten sushi: No.
Been on stage: Not performing.
Gone skating: No way.
Made homemade cookies: I almost never make cookies.
Gone skinny-dipping: Nope. I'm not that stupid.
Stolen anything: Other peoples' time.

STEP EIGHT:
Ever…


Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes.
If so, was it mixed company: Undoubtedly...
Flashed anyone: Yup.
Been beaten up: Yup.
Shoplifted: Yup

STEP NINE:

Age you hope to be married: plock
Number of children: I only want the one. Good thing innit? It's a trick wanting what you got.
Describe your dream wedding: Courthouse. LONG honeymoon in a warm place with great food and service.
What country would you most like to visit? Australia. But not on a honeymoon, thx.

STEP TEN:
In the opposite sex…


Best eye color: No color is a deal-breaker. Or a deal-maker for that matter.
Best hair color: I seem to go for the brunettes in general.
Short hair or long hair: Cared-for. Can you tell I'm living with someone with NO FUCKING CLUE about his hair??
Height: I'm picky here: has to be close to 6 feet or taller.

STEP ELEVEN:

Number of people I could trust with my life: More than I actually would, I hope. I can only think of three or four I would.
Number of CDs that I own: I'm sure we own less than 200 as a family, unless you count Amy's mixtapes in which case... :-P
Number of tattoos: I got nada.
Number of piercings: Two. Dos. Due. Zwei.



Personal Quiz

Who were you with yesterday? Me mostly. Beast and Sparky in the evening.
What woke you up this morning? I was hungry.
Where are you? On the sofa.
Is tomorrow going to be a good day? I've given up trying to predict.
Do you like anybody? I'm feeling like I need some time in a cave alone right now.

THE PAST

Ever thrown up in public? In a public restroom, yes. At school, too, come to think of it. NOT surrounded by loads of people, any of those times, thank God.
Passed out because of alcohol? Uh, yeah.
What’s on your mind RIGHT NOW? Taking a bath.

THE FUTURE

What kind of home would you like? The one I have, except with service staff.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Grown up through and through.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Older, grayer, and childfree (most of the time)

IN GENERAL

Do you like candy necklaces? I'd rather have good candy, with no string.
When was the last time you fell over or ran into something? Tripped over the cord to the new laptop this morning. Duh. It's a fairly common event, this sort of thing.
Do you listen to music every day? I try to, and I can tell when I've gone too many days without.
Do you still go trick or treating? Not.
What was the last thing you ate? Cashews.
Are you a fast typer? I can type fast, yesh.
What’s your favorite type of soda? DDP
Have you ever moved? I predicate my life on moving as little as possible, which sort of explains my weight issues.
Have you ever won an award? Yes, but not for awhile. And that's fine.
Are you listening to music right now? Kinda. Mythbusters is on, and there is occasional music.
How long ’till your birthday? 8 months.
When were you the saddest in your whole life? ...plock...
What time is it? 9:51 p.m.
Do you use eBay to buy or sell? Neither. I use it to laugh, if anything.
Who makes you mad? Sparky, rude/thoughtless people, people who mess with my friends....
Have you ever heard a song written about you? I don't think there is one. Thank goodness.
Something you want to happen in 2009? A vacation.
Summer 2009? Hot. Please?
Honestly, do you miss 2008? Hell NO! It was a bad year. They all seem to suck lately.

HONESTY SECTION

Honestly, what color is your underwear? I've got the mysterious gray on today.
Honestly, what's on your mind? Discouragement over not feeling as well as I did earlier, and worry about Mom.
Honestly, what are you doing right now? ...this...?
Honestly, have you done something bad today? I'm sure I have. I dunno. Don't care, neither.
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? Beast? Yesterday? Maybe?
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? Nope: CBA.
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? I'm most often angry with myself and my reactions.
Honestly, do you bite your nails? Those that are not broken by stupid behavior.
Honestly, have you had an eating disorder? No. Unless you count mainlining sourpatch kids...
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment? Just someone with an empty, warm & dry cave.
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret now? Aren't we all?
Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like? I think there are some people who think we're buddies...with whom I wouldn't agree.
Honestly, are you in denial? Who, me? Naaaahhhh....
Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night and eat? My sleep schedule has been so fubar the last couple of days that I have gotten up for a snack. I ate two meals today. Weird.
Honestly, do you like anyone? Not too many humans tonight.
Honestly, does anyone like you? Yes, though I'm not gonna bet the farm on it, and nor do I care a whit.

ANGER SECTION

What do you do when you’re mad? Say many things I shouldn't. Blame myself.
What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad? Didn't back down.
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? I specialize in this!
Do you swear when you’re mad? I swear more when I'm ramping up. When I'm really livid I can barely speak coherently.

CRYING SECTION

When was the last time you actually cried? Thursday night when people said kind things.
Ever cried yourself to sleep? I don't think so. I tend to get a horrible headache if/when I cry for a long time.
Do certain songs make you cry? Yup. Not always the same ones, either.
What usually makes you cry? Inability to express myself properly, and happiness/pride. I'm weird. Move on.

HAPPY SECTION Fuckin' about time, too!

Are you usually a happy person? Not inappropriately. I do fake Happy really well, though.
What makes you the happiest? Seeing other people happy, having things go perfectly, getting into a rhythm with whatever I'm doing, sleeping.
Do you believe in yourself? I seem to be pretty real, yes.
When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy? It depends on how creepy the person is. When you work in the public area, you tend to hear the most wildly ick-inducing things... If it's someone I know and like saying it, then of course I like hearing it.

Patrick's Place

(Link in blogroll)
Saturday 6

1. You discover that someone at another website has copied some of your site’s content, word for word, retitled it as if it were something he or she created, and did not provide any link to your site. How would you handle things?
I'd be pissed, and I'd probably leave a nasty comment, but I'd probably let it slide. I'm too lazy to do anything. Perhaps I shouldn't say that, since I've done the copyright notice on all my blogs. ;-)
Actually, it would totally depend on whether it was a meme or not. I'm less worried about one of my meme answers being copied than something I created myself (as in, questions that I wrote, or text). And, truthfully, I have found stuff copied into spamsites, so CBA rules the day!
2. When someone publishes or creates something original — writing, artwork, music, etc. — how long do you think is a reasonable amount of time for copyright protection to be provided: for a set period of time, for the life of the author, or for a period of time that extends beyond the author’s life to cover his heirs?
I definitely think copyright should extend through the author's lifetime. After that, the heirs should be able to extend it as long as they want as long as they retain ownership. In other words, once Michael Jackson bought the Beatle's catalog, the clock should have started counting down from there, quickly, with no renewals. It has always pissed me off that he was making money off John Lennon's talent. And really--why CAN catalogs be purchased when their creators are still alive and interested in owning the rights?
3. If you find a piece of artwork, photography or music that no longer has copyright protection (i.e., has moved into "public doman") and you modify or perform it in a unique way, do you feel that you should receive copyright protection despite the fact that it started as public domain material?
No. No no no.
4. Should people be allowed to download music, television shows or movies freely from the web without paying the copyright holders? If not, who should be punished in such cases: the downloader, the sites that provide the material, or both?
I have great conflict in this area and don't really know the answer.
5. Take the quiz: How do you do in the Five Factor Values Test?
My previous results are here Because they are three years old, I've redone the test:
You are Honest, Loyal, Generous and Tolerant
Loyalty:
You value loyalty a fair amount.

You're loyal to your friends
... to a point.

But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.

Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.

Honesty:
You value honesty a fair amount.

You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.

If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.

In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity."

Generosity:
You value generosity a fair amount.

You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.

Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.

But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!

Humility:
You don't really value humility.

You don't have much to be humble about!

And you might as well promote yourself, because no one else will.

You're a pretty special person, and you let everyone know it.

Tolerance:
You value tolerance a fair amount.

You are open to new cultures, beliefs, and ideas.

You have very few prejudices that you're aware of.

And while you are tolerant, you do stand true to what you believe.

There are a couple of changes, but nothing unexpected, really, except the bit about humility--WTF? I'm totally not like this, but I don't like false modesty either.
6. You produce a movie or television show and discover that a third party is reselling copies of your work that have been edited to remove content they find inappropriate. Would you allow them to continue to do so, or would you take legal action against them to stop them from altering your work?
Legal action. Jeez, is it really that hard to ask permission? I'd've probably given it! Note that in this fantasy, I'd have lawyer do the actual work. ;-)

Four for Friday

(Link in blogroll)

Q1 - Replacement: If you had to choose one item from your home to represent you in a photograph, what would you choose?
I'm afraid it would be a stack: a book, a laptop, and a pencil. Yes, it's all symbolic, including the stack instead of one thing.
Q2 - Banking: Do you bank the old-fashioned way--inside your bank's local branch--or do you conduct your banking online or through an ATM machine? Related: Do you bank with a national banking institution (think: Wells Fargo, J.P. Morgan Chase, etc.) or a locally owned community bank?
I go in our bank maybe four times a year, and drive through maybe twice that often. Otherwise, everything is done by EFT or ATM or online. We use a local bank. By intention. I want my money nearby, working in my own community.
Q3 - Global Warming: Historically, support for environmental protection in the United States has been relatively nonpartisan. Republicans pointed with pride to Theodore Roosevelt's crucial role in promoting the conservation of natural resources by establishing national parks and forests, and Democrats applauded Franklin Delano Roosevelt's efforts to include conservation as part of the "New Deal" via the Soil Conservation Service and related programs. Although a majority of Americans believe the seriousness of global warming is either correctly portrayed in the news or underestimated, a record-high 41%, according to new Gallup poll, now say it is exaggerated (and most of those who feel that way are Republicans). The 2009 Gallup Environment survey measured public concern about eight specific environmental issues. Not only does global warming rank last on the basis of the total percentage concerned either a great deal or a fair amount, but it is the only issue for which public concern dropped significantly in the past year (pollution of drinking water and toxic contamination of water and soil ranked highest). Do you believe global warming is a serious problem caused by humans, a natural occurrence, or a bunch of made up hooey?
I think it's a natural phenomena which as been horrifically enhanced by human ignorance and we need to do something about it. Now. [and if these statistics don't prove that many Republicans are clueless about science, I don't know what would]
Q4 - LEGOS: On this date in 1999, LEGOLAND California--the only LEGOLAND outside of Europe--opened in Carlsbad, California. If you could afford to commission (warning: pop-up window ahead) full-time LEGO artist Sean Kenney to make anything for you, what would you ask him to create?
This is so weird: one of my coworkers is currently on her way with her family to visit Legoland in Carlsbad!
Anyway. Having played with Duplos and Legos for years with kids, I'm kinda not interested in having anymore of them around...at least until there are grandchildren. Unless dude can build me a functional robot that cooks good food and cleans up afterwards!

Alternative Saturday Six

(Link in blogroll)
Weirdness

1. Have you ever licked the crayon dust off a blackboard?
Crayon?! This must be one of those doesn't-translate-over-the-ocean words. How about chalk? No, though I've gotten chalk dust in my mouth innumerable times by clapping the erasers together somewhat energetically.
2. Do you have socks on at the moment?
I do not.
3. Have you ever tripped over thin air!?
Few days pass when I don't do this. I'm really not coordinated sometimes.
4. What’s your favourite animal?
I was going to be cute and say 'humans' but then I realized that wasn't really true. So, wolves.
5. What’s your favourite tree?
The crapapple tree in the front yard of the house in which I grew up. And, generally, pine/spruce/fir trees.
6. What was the last thing you ate?
Wheat Thins with almond-swiss cheese spread, i.e., brunch.

Saturday 9

(Link in blogroll)
Crank Up the Tunes

1. What is your favorite 50’s band? Jerry Lee Lewis

2. What is your favorite 60’s band? The Beatles, of course

3. What is your favorite 60’s record album? The only one I own is Sgt. Pepper, so....

4. What is your favorite 70’s band? Queen

5. What is your favorite 70’s record album? Uh...I don't own it but A Night at the Opera

6. What is your favorite 80’s band? U2

7. What is your favorite 80’s record album? Achtung Baby (oops that came out in the 90s!) I can't pick one: either The Joshua Tree or Rattle & Hum.

8. What is your favorite 90’s band? Joan Osborne

9. What is your favorite 90’s record album? Relish

[what happened to the last 10 years??]

Friday, March 20, 2009

Alphabetic

(found here)

[A is for age:]
45

[B is for booze of choice:]
Stoli. Or Bacardi.

[C is for career:]
Lahberryann

[D is for your dog's name:]
No current dog. Former dogs' names started with T (when I was a kid) and S (when I was married). Odd; it never occurred to me that both matched the household's last name.

[E is for essential items to bring to a party:]
Food.

[F is for favorite song at the moment:]
"Smile", Nat King Cole

[G is for favorite game:]
To play: Apples to Apples. To watch: Spoons, at youth group.

[H is for hometown:]
E-wood

[I is for instruments you play:]
Flute. Piano, badly.

[J is for jam or jelly you like:]
Not a fan.

[K is for kids?]
They exist. One lives in my house.

[L is for last kiss?]
Beast, by accident.

[M is for marital status:]
Married.

[N is for name of your crush:]
I'm married. No crushes allowed.

[O is for overnight hospital stays:]
Two. Childbirth. Surgery.

[P is for phobias:]
Don't really have any.

[Q is for quotes you like:]
"We shall not sleep, but we shall all be changed."

[R is for relationship that lasted the longest:]
The one I'm in now.

[S is for sexuality:]
Straight.

[T is for time you wake up:]
Depends on the day.

[U is for underwear:]
I have some on.

[V is for vegetable you love:]
Carrots.

[W is for worst habit:]
Nail-biting.

[X is for x-rays you've had:]
Teeth.

[Y is for yummy food you make:]
Baked goods: bread, cookies, cake, tiramisu, fudge....

[Z is for zodiac sign:]
Scorpio.

Spring

You Are Baseball Games
You like old fashioned things. You're one of those people who values tradition.

You enjoy a slow pace of life. You believe that life is all about enjoying every moment.

You love the changing of the seasons, and you look forward to what each season brings.

You are smart and a bit obsessive. You become very immersed in your interests.
Pretty accurate...except I'm not a big fan of baseball, especially MLB.

Cheddar X

YAY, Cheddar X is back!!
Receding Cheese

1. How worried are you about a layoff?
For myself, not really--hard to get fired in a library. For Beast, pretty worried.
2. How likely are you to be laid off because of the recession?
Extremely unlikely, unless my mouth REALLY gets me in trouble.
3. What plans have you made in case a layoff does come down?
We're watching our money a little more closely, and we'd immediately cancel several 'luxury' things, but overall...whaddaya gonna do?
4. What have you decided to go without in order to save some money?
Generally, we're trying not to eat out so much. That's a big savings for us!
5. Has anything positive come from the recession?
Schedule Nazi retired. Hallelujah! That makes it almost worthwhile.
6. How will you know your personal recession is over?
When Beast gets a raise.
7. How will you celebrate?
Put the raise in the bank. We are so boring!

Friday 5

(Link in blogroll)
Quarterly Progress Check

1. Would you say 2009 so far is meeting expectation, exceeding expectations, or failing to meet expectations?
Meeting expectations. My expectations are so low, though....
2. What letter grade would you give yourself for your performance at work or school?
As far as the work goes: A+ On "getting along with others": B- and falling.
3. On a scale from 1 to 10, how happy have you been with the weather so far in 2009?
8. It really hasn't been as horrible as it could have been. Remember, though: I'm sick and probably not thinking clearly, and it's sunny outside right now. :-)
4. Which of the Motion Picture Association of America’s film ratings would you give your social life so far in 2009?
PG. Maybe PG-13 at times, but when you hang out with teens, you have to try to keep it semi-clean.
5. 2009’s parents are on the phone and want to know how 2009 can improve its performance. What have been 2009’s areas of strength and what are its areas for growth in the second quarter?
2009 is a joy to have in class...
OK, not really. 2009 is just more of the same, although there have been signs of improvement and in some areas hope for the future. 2009 needs to build on those small steps and not let the potholes of spring slow it down.

Food 4 Thought Friday

(Link in blogroll)

Breakfast
If your job made you move, but you could choose which country you would be living in, which country would you choose and why?
Australia, or maybe southern England or Jersey/Guernsey or the Isles of Scilly. They are all English-speaking locations and semi-warmish.
Lunch
Do you have any phobias?
I don't really think so.
Dinner
What is something you can't help but spend money on?
Shoes. And fast food. Not necessarily in order.
Midnight Snack
What profession/job did your parent(s) have while you were growing up?
Mom worked full-time at the county court as a clerk. Dad did a number of things, mostly working for himself or as his own supervisor: he built houses (and other buildings), he got his Realtor's license and sold properties, he worked for the Presbytery, he worked for a specific church...like I said, he got around.
Recipe of the Week (instead of your recipe for life what is it just for the week?)
"Smile though your heart is breaking..."

Friday Fill-Ins

(Link in blogroll)

1. Why do we have to get sick?

2.
Taking my thyroid pill and waiting an hour to eat are now habits.

3. I have
a lousy attitude.

4. I had never heard the phrase "
protected left turn" and it made me laugh and say something inappropriate without thinking.

5.
I opened my big mouth the way I always do.

6. How [w]as I to know
that the meeting was about stuff I already knew? It would have been nice for someone to tell me.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to
Beast being home, tomorrow my plans include continuing to be sick, and Sunday, I want to infect Schedule Nazi with my cold at her retirement party! [see #3]

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Spirit Cowgirl

You Are Spirit
You are resilient, hopeful, and inspiring. You have a lot of emotional, physical, and mental energy.

You nurture and nourish yourself. You know that you need fulfillment and downtime if you want to be your best.

You stay present in every moment. You don't allow yourself to be distracted or flustered.

You appreciate the life you have been given. You embrace all that is beautiful in the world.
This really isn't me, especially this week.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +

You Are Cowboy Boots
You are incredibly down to earth and happy with yourself. You don't pretend to be someone else.

You also tend to be very practical. You don't really have a lot of room for fluff in your life.

You are a very honest and direct person. You will give anyone a straight answer, even if it's a bit uncomfortable.

While you're quite sensible, you always like a little bit of flash in your life.
You don't overdo it, but you do like turning heads.
I love me some k'boy boots! [I think answering Dallas makes this a required answer, probably, eh?]

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Day Late

Your Animal is the Owl
You are brilliant, but you keep your insights to yourself. You tend to be a recluse.

Others are captivated and enchanted by you, but you hardly even notice. You have a powerful presence.

You are passionate and strident. After a while your personality can be a bit overwhelming.

You are quite misunderstood. You are more emotional and mystical than people realizes.
Rather not. I used to like owls, but then I went to college where one of the sorority mascots was an owl. That sorority tended to pledge girls who a) were not particulary bright and b) were bitches in general terms, so I went off owls as a result. Oh well. Maybe I should have pledged...? :-)

Wednesday Weirdness

(Link in blogroll)

1.) In your opinion, what is your biggest character flaw?
I'm going for 'easily irritated' today.
2.) What do you think is one of the worst television shows ever created?
Virtually anything currently on MTV. Yes, I'm officially old. Also, not a fan of American Idol.
3.) Have you ever ended up injured after trying an interesting new sex position?
Nothing more than some minor muscle aches.
4.) How crucial do you think communication is between you and a regular sexual partner? Do you talk often about what works, what doesn't, things you want to try, etc., or do you keep the discussions to a minimal and let the physical flow as it may?
I'm about 50/50 on this. Depends on the moment. I guess I lean more toward communication, if anything.
5.) Who are your favorite comedic actors/actresses?
Carol Burnett, Tim Allen, Lucille Ball, Tina Fey, Bill Murray. Please note the lack of any recent male SNL alums....
6.) In what way(s) do you wish your childhood was different?
I wish my mom & I had gotten along better.
7.) Cotton Candy: Delicious treat or disgusting mess?
Yuck. Just...eeuw!!

Monday, March 16, 2009

Evil

Curious as a Cat

1) Describe your everyday dishes. Do you like them?
I just bought new, real, plates from Target last fall, after 10 years of using plain white Corelle. The new ones are also white, in two designs (they didn't have enough of the one design), and heavy and ... just real.
2) What is the most dangerous thing you have ever done on purpose?
Get up in the morning, some days.
3) Whose reputation would you like to ruin, and how would you do it? And whose would you want to enhance?
I wouldn't really want to ruin anyone's reputation, not seriously. Most of the people I can't stand already have pretty crappy reps. Whose would I enhance? I doubt most people need my help in this area. I'm lousy at sales!
4) Show and Tell. What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Or, tell a story if it reminds you of one.
Public Domain Photo
Lunchline in the cafeteria. When I was in school, we were allowed to use silverware, not plastic. And we used these very sorts of utensil holders from which we selected our set.

Candle light

You Should Light a Green Tea Candle
You are calm yet energetic. You take good care of yourself, and you have a lot of endurance.

Like most people, you have a hectic life. But unlike others, you try to have as many moments of peace as possible.

You're the type of person who's witty and insightful. You're secure with yourself, and you often have a hilarious take on life.

You are expressive and apt to talk quite a bit. However, you're able to kick back and listen too.
OK, I'm fine with this. What does green tea smell light, though?

Manic Monday

(Link in blogroll)

Are you a saver or spender?
I'm more of a saver...the angst I have felt over replacing my dead laptop is incredible. I think I'm having panic attacks because of it. And yes, I am serious.
Do you prefer to walk around barefoot in your home? Socks? Shoes?
Barefoot or sox only. In the coldest winter months--and in the summer when the A/C is psycho--I will wear mocs or good slippers. I don't have any of the latter right now.
Do you talk to yourself?
Yes. One of the joys of having a small child was talking "to him" all through the grocery stores when we shopped. Now, I mostly just talk out loud to myself when I'm pissed or annoyed about something.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Alpha

(Swiped from Allison)

Accent: I grew up in Colorado and have lived in the northern midwest for over 20 years. I'm sort of a mishmosh, but lately, I've been doing a lot of southern twang for some reason.

Breakfast or no breakfast: I have to have something or I'm a total mess by 10.

Chore I don’t care for: Anything related to floors--mopping, vacuuming, etc.

Dog or Cat: Dogs.

Essential Electronics: Computer.

Favorite Perfume: VS, or Gossip.

Gold or Silver: I like silver or white gold.

Handbag I carry most often: I don't carry a purse/handbag.

Insomnia: It's been a rough week in this area, but generally I sleep better now than I did in my 20s.

Job Title: Head of Technical Services/General Reference.

Kids: There's one in my house, and hundreds in my heart.

Living Arrangements: I live with my husband and son in a house.

Most Admirable Trait: Loyalty.

Naughtiest Childhood Behavior: Sassing my mom.

Overnight hospital stays: Childbirth (four nights, don't ask) and surgery (four more nights).

Phobias: I don't think I really have any phobias.

Quote: "Sara...I mean Jenny, no, Sarah...guys, hello!?" --me, today

Reason to smile: Baby giggles.

Siblings: Three older sisters and an older brother.

Time I wake up: 5:30-6 a.m.

Unusual Talent or Skill: Alphabetization, ironically.

Vegetable I Refuse to Eat: Brussels sprouts.

Worst Habit: Nailbiting.

X-rays: Dental and mammograms only. I've had a couple of ultrasounds over the years, but no other X-rays. Does nuking my thyroid count??

Yummy Stuff: Frosting.

Zoo Animal I Like Most: Wolves and minkeys.

Your result for The Where Should YOU Travel Test...

Train through Europe

You scored 74% culture, 42% social, 32% activity, and 39% adventure!

A train trip through Europe is a fantastic way to enrich yourself with many different cultures within a relatively short distance. The train service in Europe is out of this world and almost always on time. It doesn't lump you together with a group since you prefer to be independent, yet it takes the scariness out of navigating around a new country in a rental car, trying to make sense of the map. The train system brings you from downtown to downtown and there are often hotels within a short walk of the station. You could decide which countries interest you the most and if you are eligible, buy a rail pass in advance to save a bundle of money. Arriving at a European train station is an architectureally beautiul way to introduce yourself to a new city and it sets the perfect scene for your new experience.


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TOTALLY agree--I've done this, and would do it again, and I know I'd enjoy it.

Sunday Stealing

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A High School Meme

1. Did you date someone from your school? Yes, I did.

2. Did you marry someone from your high school? Fuuuuuuck no!

3. Did you car pool to school? On occasion, my best friend's dad would pick me up on the way to work.

4. What kind of car did you have? A '71 Corolla with a non-factory-installed push-button starter. I also drove my dad's Malibu station wagon and my mom's Subaru.

5. What kind of car do you have now? Ford Ranger, Honda Accord, and Beast's show-off car.

6. It's Friday night...where are you now? Vegging out in front of the tube.

7. It is Friday night...where were you then? Vegging out in front of the tube.

8. What kind of job did you have in high school? Prepare to be shocked: I worked at the public library.

9. What kind of job do you do now? I work at the public library.

10. Were you a party animal? Very, exceedingly, not.

11. Were you considered a flirt? I barely spoke to boys they terrified me so.

12. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir? I was in band, wind ensemble, and the orchestra for plays.

13. Were you a nerd? I think you all must know the answer to that by now!

14. Did you get suspended from school? The extreme mortification: never. And my parents would have k i l l e d me.

15. Can you sing the fight song? "Come on Englew00d, Come on Englew00d, fight right through that line. With your colors flying high we'll win them every time. [rah rah rah] Come on Englew00d, Come on Englew00d, fight for future fame. Fight, fellas, fight fight fight, to win this game." [to the tune of "On Wisconsin" for some reason]

16. Who was/were your favorite teacher? Mr. Gr@ebner, Miss Fitzgerald, and Ms. Phill!pi

17. Where did you sit during lunch? With my friends, and as far away from the lunch line as possible.

18. What was your school's full name? Englew00d High School.

19. Where did you party the most? W@rren's house.

20. What was your school mascot? Pirates. WTF?

21. Would you do it again? I'd love my 16-year-old body back, with my 45-year-old emotions and mind.

22. Did you have fun at Prom? Well, that's pretty presumptuous! I didn't go.

23. Do you still talk to the person you went to Prom with? Why the hell would I have gone to prom? Waste of time.

24. Are you planning on going to your next reunion? I wouldn't mind. It's not for 3 years though, assuming we do one again.

25. Do you still talk to people from school? Yes, I do.

26. What are/were your school's colors? Blue and white.

Unconscious Mutterings

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  1. Sunburn :: Summer
  2. Aquarium :: Fish
  3. Otter :: Swimming
  4. Awesome :: Amazing
  5. LOL :: ROFL
  6. Accordion :: Polka
  7. Hot Pocket :: Fast food
  8. Grandstand :: Baseball
  9. Shaved :: Bald
  10. Upgrade :: Improve

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Saturday Six

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Random

1. Are you Vegetarian?
Far from it.
2. If an alien landed in your back garden what would you say to it?
Uhm...hi?
3. Do you prefer dogs or cats?
Dogs, but I'm allergic to both.
4. Quilt or blankets?
I'm not fussy, though on my bed I prefer a quilt.
5. Would you want to be immortal?
Not if I were alone. Actually, no, I wouldn't. Though, technically, we all are to a degree....
6. Do you love or hate mobile phones?
They are useful tools, but like anything else, we tend to become too dependent on them and overuse them.

Patrick's Place

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Saturday Six

1. What kind of workspace would you most prefer: a desk out in the open with your co-workers, a cubicle that’s part of a maze of cubicles, a small office just large enough to give you a little privacy when you need it, or a grandiose office with a big city view?
I would KILL for a small office of my own with a door I could shut in one particular co-worker's face! But I'm happier with the cube I do have now rather than just parked in the middle of the big workroom as I was a few years ago.
2. Is your desk at work more organized or less organized than your workspace at home?
Normally, my work desk is way more organized than my home desk, but lately it's gotten completely out of hand. I have been itchy to redo my desk for awhile--and I need to dust anyway. Maybe this week....
3. Which single office supply do you find that you use the most?
Pencil lead? If we're talking normal supplies, it has to be ink or lead. I went through 100 barcodes today, though, along with a lot of the little forms we use for media cataloging, and some scrap paper.
4. You notice that a co-worker has taken one of your office supplies: a pair of scissors or a stapler, for example. You see that your name is on it when he opens his desk drawer. Shortly afterwards, he leaves for lunch. Do you retrieve your stuff or leave it there?
No, dude, I'd demand the item back when I saw it in his (or, more likely, her) drawer. I'm totally not playing that--believe me, I have been down this road!
5. Take the quiz: What Office Supply Are You?
When I did this before, I was a red pen. Fairly accurate.
6. Which of the following are you most likely to use the most at work: a cheap ballpoint, a felt-tip, a Sharpie marker, a dry erase marker, or a pencil?
Pencil. Not even close to a contest.

Saturday 9

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School Daze

1. Do you have children in school?
Just the one, in high school.
2. Did you go to public school? If you have children did/do they?
I did, and he does, and so did Beast. There was never any question, except for a couple of rough months in 5th grade when I was ready to either homeschool him or find some way of getting him out of a horrendous situation at school.
3. Are you currently in school or taking classes?
I'm an autodidact at this point in my life.
4. What level of education have you completed?
I have a Master's Degree. So does Beast. There are two other people in my extended family with them, and two others with doctorates. Everyone else my generation and younger has college degrees. Pretty good considering my parents never took a single college class.
5. Do you, or did you have loans out for your (or your children's) education?
I had loans for college, but they were paid back within about 6 years. I'm sure Sparky will have loans. I'm hoping for scholarships....
6. What are your thoughts on the cost of tuition for colleges and universities?
I try very hard not to think about it. I went to a small private school with what seemed like incredibly high costs. They have quadrupled since then.
7. Did school prepare you education wise for working in the real world?
In some ways, but what school can't really prepare you for is self-motivation over the long haul. Also, no one ever really tells you that middle school recurs on a regular basis at work.
8. Did school prepare you emotionally for what lay ahead?
Oops, I jumped ahead. Not really, but public school at least prepared me to deal with people who were on completely different life plans from me.
9. If you were to run a high school, what changes would you make?
There is a reason I don't work in the educational system: several relatives have been teachers. I knew early on that I didn't want to deal with the politics in teaching. If I could change anything I would get rid of tenure, and I'd also allow teachers to be in charge in their classrooms. Not parents, not kids, not politicians...teachers.

Friday, March 13, 2009

No duh

You Are Truth
You are communicative, talkative, and honest to a fault.

You love telling others about yourself, but not as much as you like hearing about them.

You connect easily with strangers. You're very open, and you can find common ground with people.

You love to gossip and tell secrets. Telling all is how you get close to people.
Wow, on a major role...till that last paragraph. Oh, well.

Food 4 Thought Friday

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Breakfast
What is the longest consecutive time you have spent in a car?
Has to be the 51-hour round trip between Houston and (nearly) Wisconsin.
Lunch
Where would you go if you were invisible?
I wouldn't do anything different than I do now. I hate being sneaky.
Dinner
If you could swim in any liquid what would it be and why?
I would just like to be able to swim in water, thanks, specifically salt water.
Midnight Snack
What store do you shop at the most?
The grocery store. Not even close, otherwise.
Recipe of the Week (instead of your recipe for life what is it just for the week?)
This week I just want to get through without too many obvious faux pas.

Friday Fill-Ins

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1. When I look to the left, I see a large pile of remotes along with other debris.

2.
The master bedroom is the room that has the best view in my home. (followed by the front porch and the back landing)

3. Let it work
itself out.

4.
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap! (Sadly, my son loves this band...)

5.
Informed voting is a responsibility that all qualified citizens must share.

6. If you have any
complaints feel free take a hike.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to
seeing Beast again, tomorrow my plans include working, and then rehearsing for Youth Sunday, and Sunday, I want to survive Youth Sunday and take a nap!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Alphabetical

(Found here)

A
1. Unoriginal question..what color Apples are your favorite? I prefer Granny Smiths or Jonathans. The color is immaterial except insofar as it identifies the type of apple.
2. If you got to choose one wild Animal as your pet, what would it be? Wolf
3. Who do you Admire most? FIL.
4. Would you ever consider becoming an Actor/Actress? I'd be surprisingly good at it, but I wouldn't want to have to do it.
5. When did you last get Angry? I'm pretty ticked right now about something that happened at work today. Angry, and sad.

B
6. Are you scared of Bees? I have a healthy regard for them, but I'm not actively fearful of them.
7. Have you ever kissed anyone with the name of Ben? Only on the cheek, if at all. I can't remember all the cheeks I've kissed.
8. Do you like the color Brown? Yup.
9. What does your favorite Bag look like? It's a freebie I got at ALA last summer, I think from Demco.
10. When was the last time you had a Barbeque? I made BBQ Beef sandwiches on Tuesday.

C
11. Do like Cats? Why or why not? I have nothing personal against them as a species, really, except that I'm pretty allergic to them.
12. When was the last time you went Camping? 2005? Maybe 2004. Never, ever, again.
13. What is your favorite article of Clothing? Jeans.
14. Have you ever collected Coins? Yup, but not intensively.
15. Is Christmas your favorite holiday? I like Thanksgiving a whole lot better.

D
16. When you were younger, did you play with Dolls a lot? I played with doll, but I wouldn't say it was "a lot."
17. Do you own any Dogs? Not anymore {sniff}.
18. Do you like the name Devon? I like the locale better than the name.
19. Have you ever swam with Dolphins? I can't swim. I'd like to see dolphins up close and personal.
20. How often do you say the word Damn? Daily? Probably. Less than I say "fuck."

E
21. How do you celebrate Earth Day? Don't.
22. Have you ever ridden on an Elephant? No, somehow I don't think that would be properly respectful.
23. How do you like your Eggs? Over easy, with toast.
24. What is the Easiest subject for you in school? English and Social Studies.
25. Do you have your Ears pierced? I do.

F
26. When was the last time you had chocolate Fudge? I think I had some not-very-good stuff in December.
27. Do you know anyone named Frankie? I used to, about 10 years ago.
28. Why did you last have a Fever? Because I was sick?
29. Tell me a Flaw about yourself? I talk too much, without thinking first.
30. Do you ever get Frostys from Wendy's? I rarely get anything at all at Wendys.

G
31. Are/Were you a good student in school? I was overly conscientious, so yes.
32. When did you last feel 100% Great? A couple of days last week were good. Today wasn't awful.
33. Would others describe you as Goofy? Possibly.
34. Gummy worms or Gummy bears? Sourpatch Kids.
35. Have you ever seen a Ghost? No.

H
36. Do you believe in Heaven and Hell? In a very non-traditional sense.
37. What is your favorite Holiday? Still Thanksgiving.
38. Describe to me what your dream House would be: I like the house we have now. The only thing I'd change is that I'd like a hot-tub. It would be lovely to have a small (like 800 sq.ft.) cabin somewhere secluded and peaceful.
39. What is your favorite Hat that you own? I have a very cool leather cowboy hat, but I almost never wear it.
40. Have you ever ridden a Horse? If yes, did you like it? I did, but only once and it was a lot scarier than I thought it would be. Very bumpy.

I
41. On a scale 1-10, how much do you like the name Isabel? 2 or 3. Not a fan.
42. Are you Italian? Nope.
43. Do you like Ice in your drink? I don't mind it.
44. How many times have you been Ice skating? Twice. Hated. It.
45. What is the best Idea you've had this week? Youth Sunday-related stuff.

J
46. Did you ever own a Jack-in-the-box? Yes. 100% dorkilicious.
47. Where is your favorite Jacket from? I got a free fleece for reupping with EW a couple of years ago. It's HUGE, and warm and light.
48. Do you use Jam on your toast? No. I always have to buy some when we have company.
49. Do you have any Jack-o-lanterns hanging around your house at the moment? In March? No.
50. Have you ever been on a Jet plane? A few times (duh).

K
51. First question that came to mind..who did you last Kiss? Sparky, just a few minutes ago when he went to bed.
52. Have you ever been Kayaking? No thanks.
53. Who holds the Key to your heart? God.
54. Would you ever want a Kangaroo for a pet? No. Sounds rather dangerous.
55. Have you ever seen a real King before? Only people with that last name.

L
56. Do you like your Lips? They're fine.
57. What was the last game you Lost? Spoons?
58. What is your favorite Letter? S
59. What's your favorite color Leaf? Red oak leaves in summer.
60. How many Lamps are there in the room you're currently in? Five, including the kerosene one. There's also an overhead light fixture, and two floodlights.

M
61. Where is your Mom right now? Probably getting ready for bed, if she's not already there.
62. Do you own any scary Masks? Not life-size.
63. What is your favorite type of Meat? So, not PC: veal.
64. Would you ever want to live in a Mansion? No. We already are using space badly.
65. Are you a Maneater? Emphatically NOT!

N
66. Are you really Nice? I'm so fucking nice it pains me.
67. Have you ever caught a butterfly in a Net? Nope, though I think I may have tried when I was young.
68. Do you write Notes often? All the time.
69. Are you scared of Needles? I do not like them at all, but I'm not scared of them.
70. Do you Never say Never? I try not to exclude any possibilities.

O
71. Do you like the brand O'neill? No clue.
72. How many times have you swam in the Ocean? Don't swim. Hello? I have been in the Atlantic AND the Pacific up to my knees.
73. Do you like Oaster crackers? I like oyster crackers. I know nothing of "Oaster."
74. Are you scared of Octopus'? Octopi? Well, seeing as (again) I can't swim, they aren't really a concern of mine. I find them a little ooky.
75. Do you enjoy Olives? Just olive oil.

P
76. What do you do to celebrate St. Patrick's Day? I bought a corned beef and some potatoes for the holiday, and I try to wear green on the day. That's it.
77. Pens or Pencils? Depends, though I lean toward pencils.
78. Do you think Pigs are cute? Like most mammals, they are adorable when they are small.
79. When was the last time you Packed to go somewhere? Saturday night for the lock-in
80. Would you ever wear a Parka? Yup.

Q
81. Do you like taking online Quizzes? Sure, if I have the time.
82. What is a Question that many people ask you? "Do you work here?"
83. How many Quarters are in your wallet? Maybe 5 or 6?
84. Would you ever want to be Queen? I am Queen!
85. Do you remember Quail boy from Doug? Nope.

R
86. Is your favorite color Red? No, ma'am.
87. Do you often spit Rhymes? Not intentionally.
88. What was the last book you Read? Finished a Swedish mystery this morning, can't remember the name. It'll show up on the book blog soon.
89. Is currently Raining? Nope.
90. Are you wearing any Rings? Three.

S
91. Do you have a Sweet tooth? Yes, and I gave up sweets for Lent, so I'm completely dying.
92. What is your favorite Smell? Baby.
93. Don't you love Summer? I'm not fond of humidity, but I like heat.
94. Where do you hang the Stockings during Christmas? They hang by the chimney, of course.
95. Would you ever want to Sail the Seven Seas? Fuck. No!

T
96. Have you ever played a Trombone? As a matter of fact, I have!
97. Do you ever say Tisk Tisk? Not seriously.
98. Have you ever slept in a Tent? Yes. Not fun.
99. Turtles or Tigers? They each have their own good points.
100. Do ever eat at the dining room Table? Yes, regularly, but not daily.

U
101. Will you stand under my Umbrella? Sure, if it's raining hard enough to need one.
102. Where are your Underwear from that you're currently wearing? And what color are they? I think I bought them at Kohl's, and they are red. Don't ask!
103. Would you ever like to visit Uranus? Too much to see on Earth, I doubt I'll have time.
105. Do/Did you have to wear a Uniform to school? Nope. Thank God.

V
106. Are any of the clothes you are wearing now Velvet? I own no velvet, or velour for that matter.
107. What was the last Vacation you went on? Vegas in January.
108. Do you own a Van? Not anymore.
109. Are there any Vases in your house? Too freakin' many!! Anybody want some??
110. What is your most Valuable possesion? My wedding ring?

W
111. What is your favorite Word? Moink.
112. Do you still own a Wagon? Yes. All the outdoor toys are in it.
113. Where was the last place you walked to? Other than the room you're in now: The bathroom for Sudafed for Sparky.
114. When you were younger, did you have a 'magic Wand'? Yes, I did. Sometimes it was a stick, or a long block, or a Lincoln log...
115. What is happening to the World? Greed. Greed is happening.

X
116. What was the last X-ray you got? Why? Probably the last dental one, or the mammogram I had last year.
117. Have you ever played a Xylophone? Yup.
118. Do you like the name Xavier? Not particularly.
119. Do you know what Xerography is? More or less.
120. Are you aware that not many words begin with the letter X? Am I aware of this? Yes, of course.

Y
121. Do you believe that kids your age are too Young to be in love? I'm 45. I hardly think this applies. I don't think anyone is too young to love, or too old, but I do think that some people aren't able to see beyond today.
122. Do you own a Yo-Yo? Haven't seen one around here for years.
123. Do you like the color Yellow? Not really, thanks to C.P. Gilman.
124. When did you last Yawn? Don't remember. Yawned a LOT yesterday.
125. Have you gone in your backYard today? Nope. Nor the front yard either.

Z
126. Don't you just love the Zoo? They're ok.
127. Do you like Zebras? I do.
128. Is there a Zipper on any of your clothes right now? Just my pants.
129. Do you watch the Suite Life of Zack and Cody? Not.
130. How come nobody's favorite number is Zero? I don't mind zero. A long row of them after another number is quite nice. ;-)
 
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